JFK

who do you think ? ....... missing yer cyber burd nate ??

I think that Obama will be very fondly thought of once the history books are written

Not missing twass at all

Anything good on TV tonight??

Yes, football, The Walking dead and The X-Files for me.

I bet you are missing Twass desperately.

Who do you miss most who no longer posts here?

Double Corrie, will do me !

Has it been sunny, in your parts ?

Very

Is winter definitely over??

Can never tell, this side of the wall

Do you like BoJo ?

Bowis?? Is he not the English equivalent of Trump??

Wot would you do if them 2 had there fingers on the button ?

Be very, very frightened indeed Almost as scared as I was being a passenger in my friend's car back from the festival...she barely slept last night and was quite ill...self inflicted of course. But being driven by an ill zombie is a terrifying experience

Still managed to do a trip to Splint's grave on the way though

Trying to summon the enthusiasm to unpack.................any helpful suggestions??

As long as your luggage isn't on the bed then why bother rushing to do it. Unless your clothes are damp?? The dangers of mildew!!

I'd get that laundry on

Ever had to throw away mildew clothes??

Yes, and there are damp things packed on top of dirty things so....yes I really should do it......but.....

Fortunately found salmon in the freezer and have rice and peas so that is dinner sorted. What will you be scoffin?

My wife is getting sausage & chips and I'll probably have leftover curry sauce with chips then pizza later

Will Top Gear do absolutely anything for publicity??

Yep. *Rolleyes*

Are you an Emmerdale fan?

No, never ever seen it, chins. I know it's about farmers and stuff though innit.

Cor, we are properly riced out having had pud of tinned Ambrosia rice with jam as well as salmon and rice for the main!

Do you love rice? It's sorted my pal's poorly tum of hungoverness out a treat

Yup - especially if it's egg-fried rice.

What's the hottest curry you can handle?

I can do a Vindaloo but never had a Phaal which they say is pretty gut blasting.

Ever eat raw chillies?

Oh yes

Favourite news presenter??

John Snow He wears great ties and socks

Yours?

Bill Turnbull

Is Bowis right and are children under the age of eight banned from blowing up balloons in the EU??

The world's gone mad!! All these petty rules and regulations......load of blox if you ask me

If you sleep TOO much, do you feel as monged as if you hadn't slept enough?

Yes

Bowis is making it up by the way, no such regulation

Do you have access to a colour printer??

Nope. Unless you count the CATS one at our shop, or my son's one.

Printers don't like me, plus I have no room for one in the cottage.....do they like you?

They love me.

I'm currently searching for some 'sex dust' in my GD thread.

I bet Twass has some in her pantry next to the eye of newt and toe of frog. Is this the case?

Is that like crushed Viagra??

I heard a load went missing in Canterbury. Police are hunting two hardened criminals

What's for lunch??

Sex dust on toast

What are you having?