No, I am neither Scandinavian or a Viking!!

Are you having that done?? Will you be having it done at a slumber party??

That IS my hair...my friend did it over the weekend!! Because I am obsessed with the series Vikings

I want to kidnap her and keep her in a cupboard so she can put Viking braids in me every day. Is that wrong?

Keeping anyone in a cupboard is wrong... I know you allow stoatie t'interwebs access but now it is time to let him go

Is Bernie Sanders is hijacking the Democratic Party to be elected as an independent??

The world just needs SOMEONE, ANYONE to knock Trump off his ivory tower

Was it ridiculous that when the Motorhead tribute played Ace of Spades the gin started coming out of my eyes?

No. I just don't think there was much to admire about Lemmy... other than his Nazi memorabilia

Should every school become an academy??

Apparently they are to become so, regardless of whether or not its a good idea.

But Lemmy was a legend!!!!

If you opened a packet of biskwits and cats came out instead, would you be pleased or be hacked off there were no biskwits????

I'd be in despair over all those vet bills!!

So, I was on a long bus ride today and noticed a young Asian girl near me, about 14 or 15 years old. She was entranced in looking at her phone or summat. It was hidden in her bag so no-one could see but it was obvious that she was viewing something of interest... something of interest to her that she didn't want us to view. I'm used to seeing peeps gaming on the tube, watching action movies... even watching material that would make yo' mother blush... so my question is...

What the heck was she looking at??

Probably a Youtube tutorial about how to give yourself sharpie eyebrows or something similar. Or it was a bit of porn

Are you very nosy by nature?

I am very nosy. What are you doing right now.

I bet the girl was on DS and was too embarrassed to let everyone else see.

Do you think she was on DS forums.

Yes, probably lurking on this very thread

I am posting on DS right now. Strangely enough

Car is having its MOT tomorrow, I know it's going to fail.....should I wash it first? Will that help it??

My car had it's MOT last Friday and passed with no advisory's. I did wash it and spent bloody ages trying to hoover up all the pet hairs from the seats. I also checked the lights, oil, tyre tread depth, brake pads, wipers, etc.

I hate MOT day, it makes me nervous like an expectant father. Why is that?

cors you is gonna get a blooming great bill and a list of unexpected fings wot need sortin

Are you finking about going back to kippage?

I don't think so.

Is kippage a town in Essex?

Nah, sounds more like a town in Kent or Surrey

Favourite part of England??

The Lake District.

I also love beaches, especially Chesil beach.


What's yours?

Devon and Cornwall take some beating, but then the Pembrokeshire coast is pretty spectactular. Plus of course I love Kent. Even the villages of Upper Kippage, Kippage on the Water, Little Kippage and Kippageham.

Tis nearly the Vernal Equinox!! It was light until nearly 6.20pm last night. Looking forward to the lighter evenings?

The Vernal Equinox sounds like an STD.

Which is your favourite Equinox?

This coming one of course. Full of the promise of Spring and Summer! Whereas the Autumn Equinox is because those seasons are past and done for another year. I like Autumn but I like Spring better even though you've compared it to a dose of the clap

An incontinent albatross appears to have passed above my car. I use the word passed quite deliberately. Thank f.eck I didn't waste time washing it

Do you circumnavigate DS Forum rules for the use of norty words?

I don't use norty words.

Did you know bird poo damages your paintwork?

Yes, I knows....that's why I am heading out there with a sponge and bucket right now!!

Do you wash your own vehicle or nip down to the car wash?

I wash mine myself. I have a pressure washer. I wash EVERYTHING with the pressure washer.

What would you wash with a pressure washer?

EVERYTHING! But I don't own one. Car washed the old fashioned way with a bucket of hot soapy water, old J cloth and a car sponge. It hardly looks the same car it's so clean and shiny!!

What's the last physical exercise you did?

Running down the escalator A therapist showed me some exercises to strengthen my hip though

Picto - I'd wash twass' mouth out

Off home now and have a lovely two days off work

Will you be celebrating St Patrick's Day??

Not in terms of going down the pub for a few pints of blackstuff.....

You'd be better off washing my BRAIN out to be honest

What will you be doing with the two days orf other than playing computer games and drinking beer indoors?

I was considering playing computer games and drinking - D'OH!

Will you be working tomorrow??