yus plez.....

the cheese straws are from Marks and s...had packets of em left over from grandisons wedding.....

still want some?

Of course hoots! WHo would say no to a cheese straw?

they is very nommy, if a little salty though.

Got 22 packets to wade through..so would appreciate some help

The visiting cat has jus gorn out...She`s become very fussy foodie wise....was satisfied wiv bread and butter put out for the birds , but now only eats Waitrose finest

I is bliddy daft starting feeding her in the first place cors now she`s broought her bruvva

How many packets of these ere chessey straws can you nom this evening?

After King Prawn Chow Mien then not many

twass - bI'm toasting to him going but having read the resignation letter it seems he is taking no responsibility

Why did he wait 24 hours?? He could have done it when we were all already drinking!

Do you know who Richard Thaler is??

No, who is he?

I could do three packets hoots, I feel reckless

I've missed half of Gogglebox celebrating IDS buggering off!

Do you miss things in moments of excitement?

no..........does he want any packets of cheese straws to take wiv him ...like a sorta leaving pressie type thingy?

What if he suffers from turophobia?

Was your first thought at that resignation, "Hmm, is this a cunning ploy?"

No, my first thought was "GOOD ****ING RIDDANCE!*

Then I began to wonder what the cunning plan was..........Brexit?

I wondered why he had done it, I'm still not sure... obviously not evil enough to be embraced by Gideon!!

Will Osborne be next??

Oh, he's toast for sure....smug, smarmy git that he is......

General Election next year?

Only if we can get Bernie a British passport in time

Adele @ Glastonbury??

Glastonbury is too expensive for me. Plus I am not a fan of hers....yes she can sing, she's talented, but it's not my choice of listens.

Is she yours?

No. Both Glastonbury and modern music must have fallen so very far

I guess Justin Bieber was busy!!

Got the new GoT DVD yet??

My son is giving it to me tomorrow morning!!! It's my belated Mother's Day prezzy

Is Sunday going to be a GOTathon?

For you?? Possibly

I'm gonna be watching House of Cards, seen it??

Nope.

I used to make houses or pyramids of playing cards on the dining room table when I was a kid. Did you?

Yeah, used to make dominoes tumble also

Did you have a Speak & Spell??

No - I have not heard of it

Was it good ??
&
Did you have a tricycle ??

No, I learned to cycle at a young age after my father let go and I went straight into a bush!

Speak & Spell were those electronic toys that talked to you and helped with spelling.

Can you cycle??

I can indeed. Once learned, never forgotten.

Do you own a pair of cycle clips?

No, never owned any......

No more work now til Monday!

What are you doing with your weekend?

Working today, chillin' tomorrow

The, 'for the watch' scene from GoT is my favourite... do you have a favourite??

Are you talking series 5? Cos I have only just ripped the cellophane off mine! Although having read all the books I can imagine what that scene must be....

Should I do all the things that need doing in the house BEFORE watching the first episode or shall I just put the disc in?

I'd get on with the housework then thank-you notes to son. After that I would do the garden before having a long bath. You could probably do with changing the wardrobe with more warm weather coming and a quick spring clean of the bedroom.

If, and only if, you get those done without posting on t'interwebs then you can watch 20 minutes before bed!

Is that fair??

No!!! No it blooming isn't! I will whisk a duster round only cos I just discovered I could write my name in the dust, and sort out some cooking for dinner later, [bolognese] and then I'm GOING IN

It's far too parky for summer clothes Are you wearing shorts and flip flops then???