Jet propelled pogo stick.

Would you use the atom re-arranger.

No, I feel Acme products might not reach the standards of workmanship I insist on

Did you ever watch Lost??

Yes, every episode.

A researcher has claimed that all women are either gay or bisexual but never straight,

What is Twass.

twass is madly in love with Cliff Richard and often flirts with another poster on here so I'm pretty sure she is straight

Has Picto fallen for her charms??

Are you serious

Or super serious.

I'm the most serious person I know. I smiled once and it cracked my face. Never again

Are you very gregarious??

Online I am but IRL not so much.

How much 'me time' do you get per day.

Not much, when I'm at work it's fairly constant and at home I have the cats pestering me. I also work six day weeks

Are you well paid??

No

I flirt with numerous posters on here, but as I never go in GD it is never the one you are insinuating I'd say I was about 85% straight and 15% bi-curious. And I reckon the majority of so called straight people are likewise give or take a few percent.

Leave it out Nathaniel, first time I met you I was expecting quiet and serious and you were noisy and a proper smiler. Or was that the beer?

I don't remember drinking when I met you... I think we had some serious coffee though!!

How much are your electrickery bills??

Last one was only £19 for the month

I mean when we went to see SOM We met in the pub first, remember?

Vaguely... I remember you disappearing the moment the 'karaoke' started

Worst band you have seen??

Heard some shockers at festivals but the names escape me.....

Do you consider yourself eccentric?

No, I insanely plain and dull

Are you the mad woman people avoid around the village??

Pretty much

Saxon or Viking?

Viking

Was there life on Mars??

Bacteria, for sure. Who knows what else might lie below the surface??

Erm, no. It seems unlikely and I will refer you to my previous question,'was there life on Mars. It would appear there was life... sadly no more

Is death a given; a part of existence??

Of course it is. Everything that lives will die. It's as natural as breathing!!

As for life on Mars, back whenever, it seems Science is hoping to answer that one shortly but I'm not expecting the aliens from Mars Attacks

Would too much 50s music make YOUR head explode?

Depends which part of the 50's. If it was the early 50's with people like Vera Lynn, Frankie Lane and Slim Whitman, then yes my head with definately explode. However, it it was the later 50's with American rock and roll stars, Lonnie Donnigan, Adam Faith and so on (with the exception of the Pilchard), then I would enjoy hearing them.

Talking about the Pilchard, I see the police are on to him again, oh what a surprise. Have you seen the news yet?

I have, Fibro. No surprise there. I daresay his friends in high places will continue to block his arrest. *rolls eyes*

Some posters are not even able to log into DS today....what on earth is going on with these forums???

I have to take a roundabout way to log in. The usual straightforward way hasn't worked all week. But I made it in.

Disappointed.

Should there have been a question mark after your last statement?

If so the answer is.......................................................

Surprised?

I'm flabbergasted.

Are you affable.

Most folks seem to think so.

How far is it possible to judge a person's character from "knowing" them for a while on a forum?