Course I will, & I'll be selling a some 20 or 30 burgers ,

would you like a veggie one ? * rollseyes *

Nah, I wouldn't even touch your fries

Will Celtic win the league??

No idea!

It is probably the funniest episode to date

No beef will be eaten. Mini twass is a pescatarian and she's staying til Monday avo.

Ever stacked shelves?

Yep. Stacked, picked and worked the tills.

Go to pound shops much??

All the time!

The Dr Who Weeping Angels remark.....I bet you heard me LOLing in London!

I too have stacked shelves, manned the till and accidentally dropped cakes that had to be relegated to the staff tea room *cough*

Poundland is great for gardening stuffs. What do you mostly get in there?

Sweets

Is that woman from Ground Force doing advertising for Poundland now??

'Show contrition' said George Osborne's notes : rolleyes:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/...olitics-sketch

Humorous if the content were not so true

Groundforce....do you mean the one that didn't wear a bra??

Charlie Dimmock?? Yeah, she's promoting a range of gardening products in one of the pound shop franchises (this is of interest for separate reasons btw)

Fours days off from tomorrow??

Technically yes, although cats are not considerate of hooman holidays so who knows.

Laid in some tempura prawns with chilli dip [Lidl frozen] and mini magnumalike lollies [Lidl's own] for the weekend.....slightly more summery food! Will you be abandoning the steamed puds and thick stews yet?

Not quite, I think my wife is planning Fish Pie over the weekend

Did you know that Nestlé are having to change their babymilk SMA formula as it has too much protein?? Do you think the media will cover this or only when they get a 'rep' on TV to discuss their new 'improved' formula??

Oh that one's going to be dumbed down for sure. Think of all the parents who have wrongly fed their kids on a high protein milk.....no, under the carpet with it! The new improved formula won't make any announcement about less protein. It will probably be "balanced" protein new formula baby milk or similar

Breast is best, right?

Of course

Ever dyed your eyebrows??

Er.....no.....have you?

Nope

Six year sentence means out on license in three years with good behaviour, right??

Or even two it would seem

Shouldn't a life sentence mean exactly that?

yes it should

Do you have a routine when showering etc
such as one side then the other
front side - back side
top half - bottom half
or just random scrubbage ??

Face, pits, botty, then random scrubbage. Ooh err

*pass the loofah*

Haddock or Cod in batter??

Haddock. I prefer Rock Salmon though... what is your preference??

Haddock. I like a piece of rock though...you don't see it so often these days

Never thought about the order of scrubbage.....just scrubbage happens!!

As a kid, did you go to the chippy for a few pennorth of the bits and bobs of batter and chip fragments that fell into the fryer....we called them crinklings, did you have a name for them?

Not really but if I get some batter in with my chippy chips I view that as a bonus.

Do you ever get inappropriate song lyrics stuck in your head on continuous loop?

Yeah, usually That Ain't Right by Non-Prophets or some god-awful 1980's tune you catch thirty seconds of when visiting someone with their radio on

Favourite ambient music artist??

The Orb

What's yours?

Orbital.

I wonder what Nate's is?