No, surely technically the cat ain't yours unless you are feeding it!

Are you feeding it hoots??

yus........... and the other two when they turns up


last Sunday opened the side door and all three sat there waiting for brekkie....I think this one goes home sometimes, but not often. Me other neighbour told me they has a dog and this one is petrified of it..so might explain why it has decided this place is a good place to hang out...well, that and the grub is tasty. Makes me laugh how when it` sees you it licks it`s chops.....

wot do you do wiv left-over chewing gum?

stick it on the bedpost overnight

Welcome to cat ownership hoots!!

Ever worn whopping platform boots?

Chewing gum should be banned!

No, I have never worn platforms.

The subtitles on The Voice just said... 'you've given us such great mammaries' rather than memories!!

Error or sabotage??

someone celebrating ...tis a bit like those peeps wot say subtittles rather than subtitles....

the udder jokes are coming thick and fast tonight aint they?

That joke was udderly terrible! I hope you aren't trying to milk the applause??

The person who did that subtitle was a right teat!!

Hot milk at bedtime anyone?

I'll pass, thanks!

Do you do it on the hob or in the microwave??

Both.

Wanna know how I heat milk as well?

>Ka-boom tish!<

Ever played the drums??

does piano count.....oh, I is forgetting the recorder too

recorders are less than tuneful aint they?

Only small bongo type ones. I'd love to play a drumkit like Animal of the Muppets

Would you like to work in a laboratory like Beaker?

nope


I don`t wanna work any more


how about you?

nite all..tis really 11 pm..well will be tomorrrow night

It will be hoots....But tis only 10pm today

Will you have many items to change the time on?

Nah, all happens automatically on my devices

Do you have a normal clock or a cuckoo clock in your sitting room??

I dont have a sitting room in my burger van ?

No clocks in my sitting room. Just my mother's old wall clock in the kitchen...everything else will update itself and my car is still on summer time from last year

Is your van on Winter time Sleeps?

Does Sleeps sleep in his van??

I did when I was in my motor home

Were you a Boy Scout, ?

Nah, got thrown out week one

Refused to do that swear to the Queen bulltwang

Were you??

A Guide. I hated the royal family even as a child but I wanted to be in the Guides so I just said the words like I gabbled things I'd been forced to learn like a parrot all my life. Then I spent my subs on chips and lied to the Brown Owl or whatever she was called about not having the subs. Not a good Girl Guide

We'd sneak out of the church hall into the graveyard at the back and tell spooky stories sitting on the graves......did you do similar?

Nope, didn't last that long... went to acting classes instead

Ever been on stage??

Been in a few school plays, my son has been on the stage in quite a few am dram productions though.

Just called in to apologise for not being around, please forgive me. I also wanted to wish you all a happy Easter. I haven't forgotten you all, but been a bit low with pain. I having a few days away next week.

Are you doing anything special tomorrow?

Trying to sleep

Good to see you Fibro, hope your pain improves

Did you watch the football??

No.

Do you generally prefer Good Friday or Easter Monday?