My uniform was pretty much the same as Nate's only a green skirt instead of black trousers. Hated it!!!

Either a bread and butter pud or a homemade rice pud for fave.

What's best with sausages, chips or mash?

Mash, cheesy mash!

Cheesy mash, sausages and plum tomatoes??

Sounds lush to me! I would add peas too. Pean n mash are best friends [as that great nonce Jamie Oliver would say]

Ever had a holiday on the Isle of Wight?

yes please :
Edit - No never been to the Isle of Wight
had a very lovely internet friend **Joanie**
who worked at the Cat's Protection charity shop there - a while back
I heard that the Music festivals there are great -
Years ago I saw some of the Televised Music Festivals

& tanstaafl I practice "Damn the calories, full speed ahead!" most days

Can you Knit / swim and ride a bicycle [ not all at once ]
and ride a bike without holding on to your handle bars ??

I can do all three! But not at once of course.

What fruit have you had today?

I started the day by eating a delicious large Signature
Crispy juicy sweet Red *Jazz* apple - -
Were £2 for a bag of about 7 or 8 fabulous apples - I paid 19p

How about you ??
and can you ride a bike without holding on to your handle bars ??

indeed

how long does it take for crazed knees to heal?

Are crazed knees, knobbly knees driven to madness by cruel laughter?

Do some French cheeses really smell of sweaty socks?

THey smell of ammonia, that's what!

It depends how deep the crazes are, hoots.

Did you trip up?

Not grazed (or crazed) my knee in a long time

Cycling without hands on handlebars?? I can I can't knit though

Do you know who Nicholas Hoult is??

Nope.

Who is he?

A relative of the French author, Michel Houellebecq, perhaps? OK, I don't know, either.

Would you be intrepid enough to try to ride a penny farthing?

Oh yes, I'd love that

twass - Tony in Skins, the kid in About a Boy, Beast in the later X-Men movies, in Kill Your Friends and soon to be in Equals

Oo0oo... new Mogwai album out!

Are you out of touch??

I am with modern music, but I love Mogwai! They are from back in the day

I'm with you now. A young man with unusual eyebrows!

Favourite neolithic monument or barrow?

Wayland Smithy

Ever visited??

Very many years ago, yes. I love such old places!

There's an early neolithic barrow in Kent called Kit's Coty house. Odd name, but very ancient.

Did you know in neolithic times late thirties was considered old age?

I had heard that - that was old age in those times

I have multiples of most of my clothes - PJ's - shoes etc


I have **many identical sets** of clothes - jeans - trousers - tops - PJ's - undies - socks - shoes etc etc
Do you often buy 2 - 4 or 6 !!!! of the Very Same items - / especially if you like them very much ??

Damn straight... I have four very similar black long thermal tees and am on the hunt to replace at least one!!

twass - You must be truly ancient then!!

Will the world end if Tott-En-Ham win the league??

For prosperity...

LESCOTT: We need to sort this out. You think I'm a t*t I got a similar opinion of you. Tried to get in touch via Jack which you didn't want so now I'm askin you do you really wanna get together and sort this out as men.

COLLYMORE: Sort it out as men? Your not talking to some of the lightweights in the dressing room now.

You'll see me in good time, probably this season. In the meantime try not to say anything else stupid on Twitter or in post match press comments because to be honest the car thing was ****ing embarrassing and today to say the weight was now off the shoulders was a good insight into the shambles that is the dressing room.

There is no way Spurs will ever win anything. They were my dad's team and my ex husband's team and they always ****ed up.

Thinking of lopping six inches off my hair. It would still be well below the shoulders. Should I just DOWIT???

It will grow back >shrugs<

Do you own a full length mirror??

There is one in the spare bedroom but I very rarely use it. I prefer not to know

It will grow back, probably in about six weeks I swear my hair grows faster than hair ought to grow. It never used to grow this fast.

The back injury appears a little improved today although I am still sidling about like a crab. Wood man is delivering the rest of my log order which really isn't going to help. Still it won't stack itself

Do you follow any routines on a daily basis that you feel you just need to do?

Only shaving, washing and dressing. There are some standards, dammit!

Do you dress for dinner?

No of course not This aint Buckingham Palace you know

I do sometimes UNdress for dinner. Pyjamas. Lacky waistbands and all that

Do you wear slummocky clothes when you're not going anywhere?

Slummy clothes?? Nah, I tend to be virtually naked when at home

What's for dinner??