Possibly. I was in this restaurant the other day and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

Are there any films you watched as a child that bring back fond memories.

Conderman!

Did you watch it as a child??

I remember Condorman.

I used to watch The man from Atlantis until I was banned from doing so. Do you remember that tv series.

No

Are you fed up of sporting soap opereas like Sepp Blatter and Fifa fiasco + The athletics saga thats broke this afternoon

No, sometimes the internal politics is more interesting than the sport

I agree with Sebastian Coe, you will never completely eliminate cheating in athletics but they do have a responsibility to ensure that they are looking at reducing the amount of cheating and level the playing field.

Should FIFA be disbanned altogether given the amount of corruption??

Yes. I just received my copy of FIFA 16 for the playstation and it arrived in a brown paper envelope.

Do you have football skills.

Absolutely zero.

Have you been out in this howling wind?

No.

Have you been out howling at the wind.

Only on a full moooooOOOoooon

You??

Maybe

Had lovely cauliflower and broccoli cheese for dinner. What's yours?

Blackened salmon with spicy tomato rice.

Sound good??

Yes, I'm drooling!

Ever eaten Chia seeds?

Nope. Does it taste nice??

I'll tell you tomorrow morning....has to soak overnight apparently.

Just discovered PMs don't work.....you can't do a title

Can't pass on message from Queen.......

Do they work for you?

My inbox is full

Did you know that GoT will be delayed this year??

I didn't know.......why is that???

HBO planning to show it in early May apparently... two or three weeks longer to wait

When will you be going to see The Force Awakens??

When it's out in doovde I expect.....

Is Jon Snow alive?

I don't do spoilers. Do you??

No, I wouldn't know how to do one.

Do you think that a lot of your relations are strange?

Yeah.
I don't really bother with the majority of them, only seeing them @ weddings, funerals etc.

Fiona Bruce or Ken Bruce??

Fiona Bruce

Which channel do you watch for news??

Channel 4 mostly.

My relatives are boringly normal.......they think I'm strange

Off to see grandkids later, the eldest is 7 tomorrow. Will they like the jelly sweet owls I got them?

Yes, I fear you will have scoffed them all by then though

Do you have a sweet tooth??

Not particularly, and the packets are intact

Do you wear odd socks on purpose?