Heh... my wife just polished off a packet of Salt & Shake

How often do you add the salt??

Never these days. I like the taste of naked crisps!!

Do you salt chips?

Sometimes, I'm more keen on adding mayo or hot sauce

Do you add salt or vinegar??

Never vinegar, occasionally salt, always mayo Sometimes ketchup as well.

Would you like to smoosh a big wet custard pie in Jeremy 'Unt's smug smirking face?

Yes, but you'd probably be taken into custardy.

Aren't custard pies actually rather firm?

I'd like to perform elective heart surgery on Jeremy Hunt

I doubt he has a heart though

Have I linked to this recently?? I know this rapper btw

Brilliant! Not seen that before. Does your friend wear those nappy trousers and do dodgy dancing?

No. He has an enormous afro though!!

Ever want dreadlocks??

I still want them! But my silky locks are useless for them. You need wiry coarse hair and lots of it unless you want to look a total doofus.

Have you ever had them?

Nope - I had a dreadlock wig and I looked tots ridic in it, so I decided to avoid them altogether.

Do you dye your hair?

Every now and then. Would you do your hair this odd pastel/grey colour that seems to be in fashion?

Nope - I love being a (natural) blonde.

How often do you get your hair cut?

I chops a bit off meself every now and then

Maybe once or twice a year I go to the salon to be made presentable.....sort of.

Ever handled a chameleon?

Yeah, used to have a friend who own lizards

Should I dye my hair blue??

Yeah! Go on. It would match your eyes

Streaks of blue or all over blue?

I think streaks would look more cool

Do boycotts work??

Yes. Check out the original Captain Boycott.

Do you buy from Amazon?

Yeah. I purchase stuff for other people on my account though, very rarely for myself

Okay, can't go into details but beyond my wife using my Amazon account I also purchase work-stuff and get paid back

Do you?? More interestingly... ever work as a 'picker'??

I'll hold my hand up to buying from Amazon. My moral sense is extremely strong and my wallet is extremely weak.

What's a picker?

Someone that gets paid to 'pick' goods to be sent off from the warehouse to the purchaser. You have to get the goods in a timely manner and most pickers are young and fairly fit; imagine getting paid to run from A to B and lug peeps goods around.

Think you could do it??

Not now....I could be a picker in a supermarket for home deliveries but not in a big warehouse. Some of those places are massive!!

I imagine a picker gets minimum wage?

I think they get slightly above depending on how long they have been doing it. Good pickers are worth it though the job requires minimal training.

Despite Sanders winning Rhode Island are we now accepting that it is Trump Vs Clinton??

It's looking that way and Clinton has had a few grim rumours circulating.....who is your money on?

I dislike both but if Trump wins the US will lose a lot of international goodwill; especially with Obama having been so popular

Is there an area of the US you would like to visit??

Not really. America holds no lure for me. I know parts of it are wild and beautiful but I still have many more countries on the bucket list I would want to visit first.

Caribou or Buffalo?