I didn't know!!! You mean Damien, the 666 on his bonce, all that malarkey?? WHEN IS IT ON????

Damien has been running for 10 weeks over in the US!

Think UK TV will show it??

I hope so! Maybe something for Channel 4? Looks good

Which of the Omen films was your fave?

Love them all, the third has a special place in my heart however

Is you daughter a special snowflake??

No, she was made in the 80s. And she wasn't spoiled or pandered to

My granddaughters on the other hand.................

Do you sometimes wonder what your old age will be like when the country is in the hands of that lot?

I'll still be working

Chris Morris??

Funny man!

What's your favourite oily fish?

Salmon

Why are we on a terror alert??

Sinn Feinn?

Do you think you are a brave person?

I am Been in some hairy situations!

Dunno aboot Sinn Fein, certainly the police are on high alert

Do you have the ability to withstand a lot of pain??

According to medical staff, yes. This was found out when I was in my twenties. I've always considered it a gift from the gods along with my good teeth

What are your gifts from the gods, if any?

The ability to bounce back - my hip actually feels better today

I also have an abundance of patience

Are you very patient??

No, i'm not patient.

Is patience a virtue?

Come on, someone answer quickly.

It probably is. I've never had much of it, til recently. I seem to be acquiring it in old age

If you had a paddling pool would you now be in it?

At last, someone answered.

I do have a paddling pool, it's for the dogs.

In the winter we put plastic balls in it and turn it into a big ball pit. The dogs go mental in it.

Have you ever played in a ball pit?

No, having passed them at burger bars I feel I may have missed out

Did you get bedtime stories as a child??

I did, every night until I was about five, after which time I read them to myself.

I love ball pits. I go mental in them as well! You can do a forward somersault into them without hurting yourself! Well I could a few years ago the last time I went in one. You can also scooch around the bottom hunting for all the change that fell out of folks pockets. Can make a mint in a ball pit

I once found a ring which was hallmarked gold with little diamonds, which I handed in to staff at the ball pit. Do you think it ever went back to its owner or did the staff go off to Money for Gold.com?

I'm sure it went back to the owner

Do you have faith in humans as honest people??

No.

I've only just come into this thread and someone has taken my watch.

Own up, who did it?

Peeps on this thread don't wear watches... way too old fashioned!

Digital or analogue watch??

Don't own either. My phone is my timepiece. Not worn a watch in years!

However I very rarely use the phone, so most of the time I have no clue what hour it is unless I am using the laptop!

Do you miss the internets if you go on holiday?

Wots a holibob??

What will the queen do with her £50 voucher?? Gin?? Haribo for the grandchildren?? What would you do??

Stock up on Pimms and wine, neither of which I have any of. However, her maj ought to give it to someone deserving. She don't need it having squeezed us all dry for 90 years!

Did you know Eric Pickles was a Sir?

He still is a Sir (he hasn't been stripped of it).

Did you know that he was born into a Labour supporting family?

No. has he died??

Will Robert 'Fat Bob' Smith ever get a knighthood??