I'm not sure sonia did My tree is also fake, I don't hold with killing trees for no reason. So I will have a fake dead decorated tree in my cottage

Finally home, and I've a nasty feeling I have mini twass's cold starting.....I shall turmeric bomb the life out of it and scoff lemons, limes and ginger galore in the hopes of thwarting its evil intent on my frail carcass.

I can't be ill til Sunday, lots of cakes to bake for the cat show, and got to attend cat show on Saturday

Can illness be postponed until convenient?

No. Rest, fluids and vitamin C are your friend but you can't hold back the inevitable

Is cough syrup a waste of money??

Not if it's from Neals Yard it aint. They know their 'erbs in there

I got some lemons and limes in Lidl on my way home, that should be enough vitamin C!

Should I have marmite or peanut butter on my toast? Or one of each

Go for it, have one of each.

*Crudeness alert - don't read any further if offended by talk of genitals*

My dog with the big head is at the vets having his Jackson Pollocks removed for health reasons but now mine are aching.

Do you think we have some sort of psychic connection.

we are just big batteries so the possibility that were are infact transmitting some kind of radio wave( psychic connection) it plausible at least.

are you Am or FM ?

I'm an FM

You're certainly NUTS, Picto

I did indeed have a slice of each and now I'm going in for thirds of marmalade. Am I a greedy ho?

No, you're a lady of impeccable taste. Mmmmmm peanut butter.

If you had to choose to never eat marmite or peanut butter ever again, which one would get the boot

Peanut butter, although there would be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Marmite is the food of the gods, agreed??

It doesn't quite work in Reece's Marmite Cups.

Tell you what, I will have all the peanut butter and you can have the marmite.

Name 5 things you can spread on toast.

Peanut butter
Marmite
Jam
Marmalade
Butter

last thing you had on toast??

Cheese.

What can you add to cheese on toast to make it even tastier.

Marmite, obviously!

I just saw a meece in my house. That means it is officially winter and I have to lock up the biskwits

Is your heating on?

Yes

Did you know women are attracted to men who eat garlic.

No but I pleased to hear it

Did you know garlic is good for your heart and good for fighting off infection??

Tis true I prefer a man who eats garlic, cos I certainly don't intend to go without it Although garlic breath is a bit rank

Pitch dark already.....it seems so much later than it is, don't you think?

Yeah

Do you like sherry??

It's OK if not too sweet. Reminds me of my mum who enjoyed a glass or two of medium sherry....Sainsbury's own was her usual tipple! Not my first choice of a drink but better by far than creme de menthe

What liqueur is your favourite? Mine would be Drambuie.

Kahlúa

Ever try Buckfast??

Whenever I want to get ****ed fast

Ever eaten red mullet?

Yeah, it's okay.

Ever eat John Dory??

No, never had it....is it a white fish?

Yeah, so subtle and gorgeous for one pug ugly fish!

Seen the superb Sainsbury's Festive advert yet??

I hadn't, but that is rather fabulous Still not seen the John Lewis one that everyone's going on about. Daresay I will catch it at some point

Is it a lecky blanky sort of night or is that just my cold coming out?

It's cold but not bitterly so... I'll make do with a duvet but if you have a cold coming on perhaps best you use the hot water bottle

What best describes the taste of Yorkshire??

Sort of bready, sort of pancakey only a lot crisper, plus of course they are usually swimming in a sea of tasty gravy

I've lost my voice Only a squeaky croak is coming out........how am I gonna sell cakes and teas and coffees tomorrow at the cat rehoming show????