Oh no, that's not good. I had Laryngitis last winter, never had that before, it was weird not being able to speak. I have to say the kids probably would've appreciated it in their younger days. TG for text messaging and the internet or I would've been stuck.

Maybe you could make some interesting posters to draw peeps attention ??

I will take a large pad of paper and a sharpie and write ROLL UP ROLL UP GET YOUR HOME MADE CUPCAKES on it

I must be very careful not to sneeze or cough while making the cakes today and I will use a lot of hand sanitiser before touching ingredients I might hang a bell round my neck and another notice saying UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!!

Or would that affect me sales?

Come and get your flu fruitcake, your sneezy Soufflé, your coughing coffee cake, your STD swiss roll.

What's your favourite cake.

Coffee & walnut cake.

I think we had that question previously!

Favourite Irish folk song??

The one that goes deedle diddle dee di de doo de deedle de dee di dum.

I shall be doing coffee and walnut cupcakes amongst others. Not even blooming started yet having had to rush to the ****ing cat shop.

Would you buy cake and a brew from a croaking, sniffling person?

Never.

Can you overdose on chocolate.

*Sprays anti-bacterial spray round thread*

Impossible!

Do you say Scon or Scone?

I say scone.

Can you spray that stuff up my hooter and kill all the germs please?

Do you have a cold Twass, I would never have guessed.

Did you know that buying cakes for all FM's is a trusted cold remedy

I think I'll pass

Poor twass, my wife also has a dreadful cold

Longest coach journey you have taken??

From Liverpool to Paris.

(Twass and your wife must have been meeting up to discuss you)

Do you sit in the window seat

Damn straight! Don't you hate people on planes with the window seat who draw the blinds and don't look out??

Yes that is annoying. Not that there's much to see besides clouds until your nearing landing. My worst fear is seeing a plane coming towards me ahhh

Are you a relaxed flier/passenger or do you need a valium or alcohol to calm your nerves ??

I love flying and am very relaxed.

Do you have a phobia (i'm scared of trampolines........they make me jump).

I don't think I have a phobia as such. There are certain things I've witnessed over the past years I hope never ever to see again but I don't think I am actually phobic of such.

Made a ton of cakes, they don't look like an ailing creature made them. I now feel like death warmed up and would happily crawl into bed, but a truly epic amount of washing up now waits and there's not a surface in the house that isn't covered with sticky spoons or tins of cake

Does making a load of cake make you lose your appetite?

No, quite the opposite.

Did you know that mosquitos are repulsed by Victoria’s Secret perfume. ( I will have to spend a couple of hours in the Victoria’s Secret shop now to protect myself against mosquitos).

I didn't know that, but I do know mozzies are repelled by Avon's Woodland fragrance dry oil spray. Nearly all country living wimmin know that one

Mosquito and horsefly season is now in remission, although other blighters are now emerging [like the meeces]. Do you ever hear surreptitious scrabblings behind your furniture?

Only twice. Once when the hamster escaped and once when the tarantula escaped.

Is there a noise you absolutely can't stand.

Fingernails down a blackboard

How about you?

Australian accents!

Do you have an upward inflection to your voice??

I don't know I don't think so. That's where everything you say sounds like a question, even if it aint, right?

That summation would be correct

Favourite accent??

West Country, Devon or Somerset. It's easy on the ear

Do you have those sleeves with thumb holes in the cuffs so you can keep your hands warm?

I have one jumper like that, it's superb

Do you regularly see them on sale?? I don't

No, they is rare. Which is why I am so pleased to be wearing a Lidl £6 fleece with thumb holes in today

Tomorrow I has to wear the most uncool fleece on earth. A Cats Protection electric blue one, elderly, second hand, baggy and with a bright yellow cat embroidered on it Would you be seen dead in that?