I am at work so I think I will probably miss it.

Will you let me know if it is any good??

I'll report back

Are you doing a night shift?

nope


about to retired defeated

Are you?

Not yet hoots, I am watching Versailles....about the Roi Soleil and his court!

Made by the same film company as Les Revenants

Are you having cocoa before beddy byes?

nope..just downed me green gloop......powdered barley grass and stuff.

Tis vile , but it`s helped

want to try some?

No thank you.

Are you enjoying this great wee spell of hot, sunny weather the past 7 days?

yer cheekky beggar...it`s been pouring down with rain for days

me feet have gorn all webbed

And me canoe, bought from Greggs Charity shop for £1 , took on water and drowned itself

Cure for webbed feet plez?

There is no cure sadly

Did you watch 'Man from Atlantis' back in the day??

Yes, it was Bobby from Dallas!!

Missed the last ten mins of Versailles when mini twass rang Will have to try and get it on iPlayer. Good though, worth a watch!

Do you take medication every day?

Yes.

*thought Versailles was pretty poor to be honest *

Would you plant Bamboo in your garden??

No!!!

Bliddy things are going to be the Japanese knotweed of the future



Is qvc expensive?

Seems so, never used to be.

*depends what type of bamboo is planted, one species can fire shoots a few feet away, underground & is invasive, other species grow in clumps & is easy to manage*

How's your tomatoes coming on??

The ones I get from the greengrocers are doing fine

I has webbed feet also

Why do women under 30 keep ****in' wit' their eyebrows??

Because they clearly see summat else in the mirror than we see on their foreheads I've seen some shockers. How anyone could remotely consider they were an improvement on Nature I don't know. It has to be one of the ugliest fashion trends ever....the sharpie brow!

Will it be followed by the equally alarming look of virtually no eyebrows at all as in the early 70s?

Urgh! She looks like an alien... and not in a good way

Will you watch the new version of Roots if they show it in the UK??

Course I will loved the last one
Will you ?

Yes, I certainly will.

Did you see Moby's interview on C4 News last night?

Watching it now, loved him back in the day

Just back from having x-rays at hospital... last time you had an x-ray??

November 2012. Moby! What's not to love I never knew that was his baby name.

What did you get X rayed? My last was the dodgy foot.

My ribs. They were broken apart and my lungs were pulled through them. Fortunately twas but a flesh wound.

Do you have a favourite Monty Python 'moment'?

The fish slapping!! And Mr Creosote.

Sorry about the Blood Eagle Picto. You need to watch your mouth round us Viking lovers

Are you fussy about bruised bananas or do you eat the bruised bit as well?

Very fussy with bananas.

Did you know erotic banana eating was banned in China?

Only in terms of peeps taking selfies

Ever eat banana sandwiches??

Yes, delicious.....the highest form of which is the Elvis. The Elvis is mashed banana and peanut butter in white bread, fried in butter.........no wonder he died young

Do you make banana cake out of very overripe bananas?

In Sydney I made many Yummy Banana cakes with softer nanas
I loved them mmmmmmm

Have you had your lunch yet ??