I have. I had a pork pie It is many years since my last pork pie but friends were scoffing them at the festival and I got the pork pie munchies. It was a lot nicer than I remember them being

Do you have cravings for things you very rarely eat?

Only cravings for Mexican & American foods you can only get with great difficulty in this country

Will BHS be offloading their products soon??

I guess they will have to at some point....

Did you know Taylor Swift's real mission?

This just makes me like her more!!

Do you like the original Terminator movies??

I do. Terminator 2 is my favourite.

Do you have a favourite movie 'robot'?

Actually is is the Terminator, in the form of Arnie, from Terminator 2. Great film.

What is your favourite alien from films?

Predator

Will you be watching Euro 2016??

Nope. And no Wimblybum either. I find all sport very yawnworthy......

Seems the taxpayer will be footing the bill for the BHS closure and staff redundancy payouts.......should we all get some free BHS stuff in return?

Should Philip Green cough up or at least serve some bird for financial indiscretions??

They are saying he will receive a whopping chunk of dosh as one of the major creditors At the very least, he shouldn't take that money and put it back in the pot. He has a MORAL responsibility and should be made to make amends. If not, sling the git inside for a few months!!

Do you rescue bees trapped inside your home and help them out?

Of course. I only kill spiders & moths at the command of my wife

Last time you ate honey??

Er...............I can't remember A long time ago I guess. I nearly always have jam or marmalade on toast if sweet stuff is being had.

Do you ever suffer from seasonal allergies?

Yes - hay fever.

Why is it called hay fever, when it's neither an allegy to hay nor a fever?

makes it sound better


is it really autumn outside?

Autumn inside the Arctic Circle, more like it!

Have you dragged a heater from the back of a cupboard?

No, I am wrapped in a slanket and wearing winter clothes

Blueberries or raspberries?

Raspberries

What's best for soothing sunburn?

Fresh aloe juice straight from the plant.

Are you burnt?

Nope.

Not sunny in London I'm afraid

Any new shows you are excited to watch??

There never are many in Summer. I think they assume we all get lives in Summer and are hanging out in pub gardens or similar instead of watching the box

I liked Versailles but it didn't have me at hello so to speak.

I do look forward to the return of Twin Peaks Did you watch that back in the day?

I truly enjoyed Twin Peaks back in the day.

Currently, I am watching Penny Dreadful. It's a brilliant reworking of many public domain characters from 19th-century, including Dorian Gray, Victor Frankenstein and his monster, Dracula, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, witches and phantasmagoria.

Which classic movie 'monster' is your favourite

Got to be Dracula! I didn't even know Penny Dreadful existed.....I take so little notice of the tellybox as 95% of what's on it is pants. I would love that. What channel is it on??

I think it's on Sky Atlantic but its into its third season so there will be box sets available.

It weaves together gothic origin stories and is marketed as a frightening psychological thriller.

Do you scare easily?

No. Do you??

Not at all.

I just encountered a bowel and rectum lying intact on my lawn, with a nearby fragment of skull with an eyeball still attached and a lot of blood smeared on the grass. Mr Fox has been hunting wabbit again it seems! Nature red in tooth and claw.....I found it oddly fascinating. I didn't know they dissected out the bowels before eating. Did you?