I'm not sure why they're such a target. I guess Euro 16 is just asking for it?

No, Euro 16 is for the hooligans!!! I don't want the terrorists stealing their thunder!! All those months planning their Stone Island t-shirts and Ralph Lauren caps only to be ignored after En-Ger-Land crash out : rolleyes:

Just watched John Oliver write off $15m worth of medical debt that they bought for $60,000

Last thing you watched that warmed you heart??

A clip of an owl snuggling the man who rescued it

Ever woken at 4.30am and been unable to get back to sleep because the dawn chorus was so deafening??

Yus.....it was almost light at 4 am this morning


Don't u think u might buy some earplugs?

I own some thanks

Do you use more than one alarm clock??

Yus........

But since the clock hand adjuster winder at the back fell orf , you has to take the one that adjusts the alarm setting and push that onto the bit that sticks out where the hands adjuster should be



Do you fink I ought to buy a replacement alarm clock?

Just use your phone hoots! That's all the alarm I ever use.

Trip to the dental hygienist, £40 blooming quid and I was only in there 10 mins. She said my teeth were impressive [and I imagined the rest of that sentence being, for an old bird, since she looked about 14]. I think I may dispense with this hygienist lark, too spenno!! I didn't see a dentist at all for years and they were OK. Now been twice in a year and been steam cleaned and polished. I don't mind the NHS check up but no more hygienists for me

Have you been to the hygienist?

Yes

Are you a tightwad

Yes and no. I won't put the heating on and wear clothes from charity shops but I will splosh the dosh without a second thought on some things. My kids and grandkids do very well out of me. Speaking of which, seeing the granddaughters at the weekend, so I'd best go and get some interesting things to come out of Nanna's case....they love unpacking it and finding the little presents

Its boiling hot! Just dug a border and inserted two new geraniums. Or is the plural of geranium gerania?

No idea.

Pineapple juice or grapefruit juice??

Grapefruit please. Bring on the sour!
Also BRING ON THE STORM! Thunder rolling all around the fields and hills. I'm poised waiting to go and prance about in it if the rain comes

Going to join me?

Nope, just had to help someone who fell due to the heavy downpour

Nice to see a fellow grapefruit fan, they make excellent breakfast fruit

Have you read about those two teenage girls in court for trying to kidnap a child??

It does make shocking reading. I shudder to think of their motives

I had a nice prance about in the pouring rain with lightning and thunder all around. A short but violent storm. At least I kept me kit on, unlie Splint who would chuck all his clothes off and go out naked!!!

It's a lot fresher now, isn't it?

Is it?? I'm just trying to dry off

Ever taken amphetamines??

Er......yes, a version of.....I prefer the trippy stuff myself.

Archbish of Canterbury says Farage is a racist. What do you think?

Much as I loathe it when I agree with the Archbishop of Canterbury I think he is spot on

Your thoughts??

Yup, I agree with the Churchman on that front. If not on any others

Will you watch the Farage/Cameron slanging match?

Heh, I don't think my wife is keen on spending an hour with either of them.

Do you think Fromage would put his manhood into a pig as part of an initiation ceremony??

I imagine he'd do pretty much anything for a PR stunt. There's no way I'm watching. The tellybox wouldn't survive. As it is whenever Cameron is on it now I yell gutter language at him and usually have to change the channel And Farage is a laughing stock, like some sort of Gerry Anderson puppet fuelled by fags and beer.

Parker or Lady Penelope?

Lady Penelope

My Purple Garmin Vivofit 1 is showing that I have done 5396 steps so far today

Do you think you will you do **much walking** between now and bed time ??

Only to the kitchen or loo so I doubt it!!

twass - Parker

Ever bought anything from Sports Direct?

Over the years have ordered Loads from Sports Direct
I was there again today to collect an order [ collected an order last week too
Today it was to collect Some more Triathlon mirrored goggles

and got a few other bits n bobs while I was in there -2pairs of USA-Pro Fuchsia trainer socks - a Slazenger nose clip for swimming and another pair of Black muddy fox cycle shorts - [ un-padded ]

How about you ??

I think I've bought a couple of caps on sale from there

Is Noel Edmunds becoming the new David Icke??

I dunno....I don't tend to follow what he's up to!!

I bought some fake crocs from a Sports Direct sale a few years back, and some jog bottom troosers in one of their 70% off things back when I lived in London.

Bucketing and storming again here! Is it where you are?

Dark clouds but I think the storm has passed!

Did you party hard on the last night of 1999??