Like Mayor "diamond" Joe Quimby from The Simpsons??

Yes

That would be correct

Favourite pizza topping??

Mozzarella, tomato & basil leaves, black pepper.

Is World War 3 approaching??

Don't think so

If you knew you only had a day left to live, what would you do?

Find a doctor good enough to reverse that diagnosis

It's not all bad news about Paris... U2 have cancelled their concert in Paris on Saturday

Too soon??

Not as far as U2 are concerned

Do you bet @ the bookie's??

Not any more, fool's game so it is!

Do you ever buy scratchcards??

Nope - I've also only bought one lottery ticket.

How often do you buy lottery tickets (if you do)?

I'm up to four tickets a week, shamefully I have winning tickets I've not been arsed to claim!

I honestly believe I'm buying the chance to daydream about winning and that makes it worth it

Favourite biscuit??

Dark chocolate and ginger ones by Border biskwits

We rehomed four of the eight cats on display and there is interest in a fifth, sold almost all the cakes and all in all did very well

I can now give in to the germs and sink into a pathetic heap on the sofa. Has it rained in biblical floods in your ends? Many of the roads here are partially flooded

Raining but no flooding thankfully

Glad the show went well twass

Ever heard of the Eagles of Death Metal??

Yes, I'd heard of them before. Did all the band members and their crew escape OK from last night's ordeal?

I heard one of their crew died but I'm not sure whether this was confirmed

Put the heating on to dry my laundry and it's roasting here.. is your place warm??

Yes, surprisingly so...no heating on and don't need any. The next few days are forecast to have temps in the mid teens, saving greatly on the fuel bills!

Ever eaten a savoury cake/muffin? Someone had made Brie and caramelised onion ones....they were so gorgeous I ate loads Only mini ones mind

Had savoury wholemeal muffins, very heavy on the stomach but tasty nonetheless

Naan or chapati??

Naan, especially Peshwari.

I can't be bothered to make proper dinner.....Iceland veggie pizza it is then. Have you tried those? I get the stonebaked ones....really good and only £1.50 or so!!

Ha, I'm about to scoff a large stuffed crust Chicago Town pizza

I've been to the website to see if I can win a free dinosaur!

Do you take part in promotions like that??

Yes, why not, someone's got to win!
Is it a T Rex?

Indominus Rex

I would say I never win anything but I won £25 at a Cat Show once

Are you lucky??

I think I am. As a kid I won a troll and a wristwatch and I often win at raffles and tombolas

Dino refused to load....got a black screen.

Do you collect anything?

DC graphic novels

Dead leg or Chinese burn??

You're so mean Dead leg then......

Will Jon Snow ever sit the Iron Throne?

I thought he was dead??

Well maybe he wasn't QUITE as dead as you thought he was

Ever seen the film Legion? It's so bad its quite good

Not seen it

Did you watch any TV this evening??