No! I'd be filled with excitement, as I live far too far away from civilisation to ever get them visiting here. I'd be straight out for a 99 with raspberry sauce and crushed nuts!!

What sort of topping would you have on a 99? It gets a flake, obvs!

First Freudian cornets and now crushed nuts. To what depths is this thread plummeting? OK, back to the question. I don't know what the choices are. Caviar, perhaps?

Does plain vanilla sound boring to you?

Nope, I love vanilla. Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it; I guess every superhero need his theme music

Favourite lyricist??

Justin Sullivan.

I'm not a vanilla girl. I like more interesting flavours

Which is worse, extremism or nationalism?

Same difference??

Would you die for your country??

It would depend on why and how. I wouldn't support any wars. But I would lay it down to protect ancient woodlands being destroyed by fracking.

Did you know that the urine of the Binturong smells like popcorn?

^ I've never heard of that animal, never mind the smell of its urine.

Of the teams in Euro 2016, which one has the best national anthem?

Dunno, you seriously got me there. Mae Hen Wlad Fy’nhadau??

Which nation produces the nicest food??

Italy. Where would we be without pizza?

Slimmer??

Last time you ate garlic bread??

this morning

is garlic put on me bread included?

I think it was in February....I don't get it often

Why is bread of all kinds so blooming addictive? Do they put crack in it?

dunno............can`t eat so much of it any more...
Me son came round today and `helped` me get rid of another choc ice.......



are we ever likely to get any summer?

It was hot and steamy here in Kent today....stickily and unpleasantly so ....and more humid weather is forecast.

Are we never satisfied no matter what the weather does?

nope..soon we`ll be asking each other whether we has the heating on or orf


is it bedtime?

I think it probably is. I was a bit late to bed last night.....

Are you in your jammies already?

I don't own pyjamas.

Addiction to carbohydrates is a real thing, the rush effects our dopamine levels for a start

Ever had one of them there carb-detox??

Hi sorry to interrupt!

Hi Lucky


I am experiencing me very own carb detox now.......bliddy cat woke me up wanting to go out and now I sit here wondering whether to have toast and a cuppa



How humid is it?

At the moment, early morning freshness is masking it......but I think it will be sticky as a honeypot later

LUUUCCCKKKKKYYY!!!!! Come in the hours of daylight please.

I once did the Atkins diet. Weight fell off but I didn't feel good. And the thought of eating any more cheese, tuna or eggs

The battery in my laptop has died....it now only works when plugged in. Will it die completely at some point and not work even when it is plugged in ???

Yeah, you need a new battery. Can I recommend a nice PC??

Are you sick of this referendum already??

Wot you mean..already? Bliddy sick of it weeks a bliddy ago.. WIsh I could shove Nigel Carriage and his ilk off a bliddy cliff...Gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr

It's the final day of campaigning

Got any cereal??

Nope.. got tomatoes on toast



Fancy that for brekkie?

Fresh toms or tinned? I have Weetabix, Shreddies and mini Shredded Wheats. And gluten free cornflakes for mini twass's visits.

Well proud of my daughter, she got one of only 20 places on year 2 of her counselling course! Hundreds went for those places. She may be the youngest person on it, but she is an old head on young shoulders in some respects.

Sick of this referendum?? YES! BLOOMING FED UP WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will anything really change that much either way?