Saturday night tellybox is dire. I found a channel with endless David Attenborough animal progs on it and then watched Legion on another lesser known channel.

Not doing anything other than short trip to village shop for milk today. I shall veg out on the sofa and be ill.

How about you?

Get better BTW
Lying about what I am doing to make it sound more interesting.

Anyone in your family with webbed feet?

Hmm, I know my kids don't have them but I can't be sure about their Father. ex Mr Twass.,,,,,,

Do you have any double joints? I can bend my thumbs down to touch my inner forearms which most peeps seem unable to do

No but that's pretty cool!
What other talents do you have?

Er......erm.................welll.................I can cross my eyes and roll my tongue into a tube

Can you do those things?

Sure I can things ...things rule!

Sorry...erm I can do the tongue thing....not the eye thing.

How many different eye colors in your immediate family? Or are you all the one color?

We are all blue eyes and quite fair, all my cousins, aunties and uncles are or were the same.

My DIL [who I am not related to, obvs] has one blue eye and one brown, which is rather disconcerting!! I also have a friend who has a strange black streak across her otherwise pale green eyes. Also very odd to look at. It is the same eye thing the little McCann girl had.

Any eye strangeness in your family or friends?

Ooh aye!

Nah not really. Quite boring.

Fav period in history?

The second world war... can't get enough of documentaries on that and documentaries on sharks

Have you ever wrestled flowers out of the hand of a royal??

No as I tend to avoid them whenever possible.....I would, though!!

Wouldn't you?

I think footage of the girl refusing to give flowers to Camilla is hilarious!

Working tomorrow??

Yes although mostly from home. Thank goodness. WIll have to haul my ailing ass to the shop in the afternoon though...

Just hung the washing out in bright breezy sunshine, it's WARM out there Have you been out?

Yeah, it's very mild here

Do you like rollmops??

I do! It's been a while since I had one though. That sweet vinegary fish with all the tasty onion bits

Is that your lunch? I had leftover soup and toast

I had a banjo sandwich for lunch, I detest rollmops!

Any leftover cake??

No, other cat peeps saw off any leftovers.

Wot's a banjo sandwich??

It's an egg sandwich, where the eggs are runny fried ones, rather than hard-boiled.

How long will it take Star Wars: The Force Awakens to gross a billion dollars?

The middle of January.

I've never heard that term before for an egg sarny

Are eggs the most versatile food there is?

No, potatoes are Eggs are a close second imho

Fancy a banjo sarnie with ketchup??

I would if my appetite wasn't a bit feeble today.....usually I would be straight in there

Ever eaten ghost chillies in a dish?

Had them in hot sauce... evil stuff!

Should all these bands be cancelling their concerts in France???

I think it's for safety reasons. I would imagine they know best.

Weirdest nickname you have ever heard?

Sausagebottom for a dog that was always pooping

What's your favourite sort of gravy?

Bisto. Yours??

It depends on what meat I am having, usually Bisto I suppose.

I've had a lovely afternoon singing karaoke with my son. We're not much good, but we really enjoy it and as no one is listening to us, it doesn't really matter what we sound like as long as we enjoy it.

Have you done something you really enjoy this weekend?

btw, hope your cold is improving Twass, I'm developing one now I think. sniff sniff.