Well done twassies daughter,.

fresh toms and not tinned

Reckon there will be hell after referendum.......half the country will have wot it wants , the other half not


wot will happen then?


RIP twassies lappy battery

Good lord knows, it will take years to remove the UK from the EU and rearrange trade agreements.

If I lose my job I guess I can watch 'entertained' by the sidelines but moving abroad is always an option

Do you like champagne??

Not much, I think it's overrated. But then possibly I have never tasted a proper posh one.

Isn't Cava as good? I don't think I have ever had prosecco which seems to be the thing of the moment. Is that not just like Cava as well?

Not keen on sparkling wines so not the best person to ask

Had a lovely chat with stoatie yesterday, will PM you when I know what is happening

Almond finger??

Oh go on then. Anything made with nuts and I'm helpless to resist

It's very heavy and sticky here.....no sun but at least it's not raining yet....have that pleasure to come later....

Iced coffee anyone?

Only if you modify it slightly by removing the ice, upping the temperature and adding a slug of whisky (or should I say whiskey) and a layer of cream.

Can you still be seen in public licking an ice lolly?

I can. B****x to anyone who says I can't. And if I want to lick it in a suggestive manner I blooming well will!!

Ever had a wasp get stuck in your 99?

No, but I once had one enter my bottle of beer and sting my mouth. The pathetic pack of so-and-so's around me just laughed.

Any of your friends or relatives panic at the sight of a bee or wasp?

No, I work with staff that get hysterical though

Last time you danced to dance music??

At the party I went to a couple of weekends back.

Have you seen the pics of the poor folks arriving at Glastonbury for the festival? The site is a swamp!!!

I'm looking now!! Hilarious! Chumps paid how much for that??

GP put me on Nefopam; I'd never heard of it and neither had my pharmacist. Good lord is it nice tho

Good, hopefully you are nicely out of pain and slightly floating on air as well Not heard of that one. I shall tell my friend about it....she's waiting to see the surgeon for hip #2 the return of the implant. And she could use a good painkiller!

Is a new hip on the cards for you as well?

Dunno... GP has not seen my x-ray results yet. I'm thinking slipped disc or torn muscle anyway

Ever had back pain??

I'm leaving this here because.

I've had short term back pain on and off, usually due to too much strenuous gardening!

Politicians always lie. If they said the sky was blue I'd go outside to check

Favourite pasta shape?

Makes interesting reading...

Will it be a chip wrapper next week?

Most probably

My favourite pasta shape is spiral... yours??

Same was you......you get more sauce with them



Sky or Virgin?

Neither... Virgin at a push

Ever travelled with Virgin Atlantic??

Only once, when we took the kids to Disneyland Florida in the 90s. All I can remember is the scary turbulence on the way home when we flew above an electrical storm. That and it took a fookin long time

My daughter has flown with Singapore Airlines and they apparently give you free Magnums during the flight!! Will you fly this year [other than on your broomsticks ].

Nope

Is that ice cream, type of gun,or large bottle of fizz?

Ice cream

Never had a Magnum?? They is well tasty!

don`t think they is part of diabeticus diet


have yer got your wellies out ready for tomorrow?

Going to need them tonight hoots if the forecast is right.....downpours commencing soon

I've had many a Magnum. The best I've had was the raspberry one....delicious!

How much do you think this Referendum is costing the country?

dunno....but i could have put the money to better use

is you going to Glastonbury?