It's grey and VERY humid...Lidl was cool due to the vast number of freezers and chillers and as I left it clutching me shopping bag it was like arriving in Turkey at midday, that whumph of hot sticky air hitting you like a wall

Ever had a mini snack cucumber? About three inches long and the girth of a stick of rock. Most crunchable and refreshing! About 10p each in Lidl

Sounds like a waste of money... you can buy a cucumber for 50p and cut it yourself!

How often do you make salad??

Several times a week.

That reminds me, where's our salad chomper extraordinare Choccy Carole gone??

Dunno, not seen fb around either

Do you think that the continual threads in GD/Politics concerning the referendum are driving posters away??

Quite possibly. I'm sick to death of it. I bet nothing much changes whoever wins. Even if Cameron gets the boot, some other right wing twonk will take his place

I just got a phishing email supposedly from Itunes with a receipt for some service I had apparently signed up to [NOT] and saying if I wanted to cancel it to click the link. How stupid do they think we are??

very..cors my friend , who is a bit of a know-all, gave em all her details when they phoned up pretending to be summat they weren`t ..had no end of trouble..daft bint..in the nicest possible way though

Do you miss Kenny Everret?

I loved Kenny Everett. I'll never grow out of that sort of humour!!

Did you also like Dave Allen?

yus........and Charlie Drake. so called `comediennes` of today are pants compared to the old ones


Tommy Cooper was good , but a knob in real life..or so I`m led to believe

Do you reckon they is mostly knobs in real life?

It's entirely possible. I guess a lot of entertainers have large egos and in my experience, those are hard to get along with. A little humility goes a very long way in life.

Ever got a thorn in your finger and can't get it back out?

Nope

hoots - Dunno, most of the comedians I have met have been lovely tbh

Staying up for the election result??

Nah. It will be as it will be, I'll find out in the morning

Did you manage to convince anyone to vote the same way as you?

Dunno... my wife voted Remain she says

Ever watch Tipping Point??

I haven't!

Is it a quiz show?

Yep. A completely rubbish but strangely addictive one!

Favourite quiz show??

The one with Mr Babage in it

know the one I mean ?

Family Forties??

Never heard of him or that show

Did you know that pollution levels inside buses are often higher than if you were standing outside by the road?

Yes, it was on the C4 News before that 'interesting' debate on sex workers

Steam Sale has turned into their latest ****-up

Ever made a cake in a mug??

No but I saw the packets for sale in Iceland. I can't imagine the cake would be that nice.....was it?

Steam always seem to be having a sale .... do you ever pay full price for anything?

LOL no!!

Not had a cake in a mug, I'm fascinated though

Do you like cup-a-soups??

No...they taste fake and powdery....urgh!!! My mother used to love them. I would try to suggest fresh soups in a carton and she would be like THAT much? No I'll have my cuppa soups thank you very much!!

She also insisted on having economy apple pies, not Mr Kipling. Are his cakes exceedingly good or just mass produced sh*te?

Mass-produced shite... I used to make apple turnovers and mince pies back in the day

Ever make your own mince pies??

Yes, always make my own. Vastly nicer!

Mini twass is saying tubes in London are flooded and her train to Canterbury is delayed...won't get here til 10.40 or so Were there biblical stylee floods in London?

Oh yes!!

Did you hear about the Swedish footballer sent off for farting on the pitch??

Sent off for farting?? Was it a deliberate fart or an accident?