Definitely

Last time you had a purchase refunded??

I actually can't remember

The body older than head theory is the one mini twass suggested when I did my back in climbing on the garden table to prune the roses. Not my greatest idea ever. I guess she's right and I ought to think a little more before behaving like an adolescent antelope, especially as I live alone in a remote area

Do you send food back if out, if it's cold or not cooked properly, or just suck it up?

No, I'm too much of a wimp to do that sending food back thing

How often do you eat out for that to happen??

More often than I used to but I've never sent anything back. I just cringe if anyone I am with does it Plus I mostly eat in cheap cafes and pubs not posh restaurants!

What do you think of the chemtrails issue?

What issue? It's the usual load of conspiracy bullshit, is it not?

There have been some real conspiracies. Can you name one?

Who shot JFK. I have no truck with conspiracies really, politicians get away with too much for us to be allowed to be distracted by such things

Should Ewan McGregor do another Star Wars movie??

Is he going to do middle aged Obi Wan this time??

if he can do " Trainspotting 2 * why not ?

Dunno........


You is watching summat that is interesting and then you wakes up having missed it and summat tedious is blaring out of the gogglebox...



Why has Iceland. got the berest diet?

They eats a lot of fish and yogurt! Same as me!

So how come I am a fat b*stard then??

Dunno

What's a berest diet??

It's the predictive text on me flipping tablet..don't half get on me rne nerve ends......couldn'' t correct , tfhen the thing went all 'wobbly'😭😭😭😭

Is it too late for toast?

Nope. Got any marmalade??

Marmalade....... cooooo


No bread....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh well cornflakes it is then......want some?

Nah, I prefer Weetabix

Don't you??

Had neither........cat came in and I had to dissuade it from kipping on me bed.....asthma and cats don't go together do they?

True

Kale or broccoli??

Both......they is " superfoods'......

Don't suppose crisps are though....... disappointing ain't it?

Crisps are worse for your teeth than sweets as starch hangs on to the teeth

Favourite newspaper??

Guardian...

Worse for you than sweets..........yikes...good job I had apiece of cheese then


There are disadvantages to falling asleep in front of the tele early evening..... still.being awake in the early hours is one of em


Shall I tackle me mountain of ironing?

I suppose it would get it done hoots. I never get mountains of ironing since I hardly ever iron anything unless I absolutely have to

Does DS unexpectedly log you out sometimes between posts?

Yes......I thought it was me tablet...haven" t quite got the hang of it....miss a proper keyboard.


Is technology tiresome sometimes?

Very. I struggle to post with me Kindle Fire. The lappy is much easier although the battery has died and now it only works when plugged into the mains.

Does this mean the whole lappy will die soon, power or not?

Personally, I'd say no. You could try googling on "<computer model> manual". Unless it's some obscure North Korean model you're almost certain to find a downloadable manual. It's my default mode for this type of problem.

I'm still on Windows 7. Am I heading for digital death?

(Twass) Not necessarily. I've had a 'plugged into the mains' laptop that lasted for years. It's just a pain when you have to move the laptop. You have to run like hell to reach the next plug socket in time before it shuts down.

However, you had better remove those compromising photos from your laptop just in case it needs to go in for repair.

Windows 7, ah the good old days. Digital death imminent.

How tired are you today on a scale of one to ten. (ten being absolutely knackered).