Home made onion

Doesn't Bisto contain meat juices?

Nah, they do an onion and a vegetable... the vegetable isn't as goosd as Oxo iirc

I enjoyed online racing yesterday Fibro

Should there be a penalty for avoiding a poster's question??

Yes, what penalty shall we think up?

Having to sit in a vat of cold custard for an hour balancing a cucumber on your head

Was it me?

It was

Fibro - I think such a poster should be banned for 48 hours

What is for dinner and how late or early do you eat??

Leftover curry and rice, just scoffed it. I think ill peeps should be excused, my head feels full of cotton wool and my nose is like a tap. The coughings and sneezings are so violent my chest feels like I pulled all the muscles. In short I need putting down

Gonna let me orf?

I think you should rest twass, take a break from t'interwebs and flirting with stoatie for a bit

Ever been out with anyone you met on t'interwebs??

Yes, I met Splinter right here on DS back in 2008

I only flirt with stoatie in your dreams

And you only want me to rest from the net so you can win the thread!!!

Do you ever watch Can't Pay, We'll Take it Away ?

No never heard of it.

Do you own slippers?

Yes, and they are on my feets.

Its about the bailiffs coming and dealing with folks in debt Grim viewing....

Which is the best bridge in London?

Tower Bridge.
Which is the best bridge in the world??

The Forth Rail Bridge

Did you know that Asparagus can grow 1cm per day, during its optimal growing season??

No, but I do love asparagus!

Last time you had asparagus soup??

Possibly 1989.

Do you prefer tins you can pull open or tins where you need a tim opener?

Tins you can open

Last time you played on a proper pinball table??

Years ago and I wasn't too good at it either.

What's your fav table top game ?? Mine is air hockey.

Table Football (fussball)

Have you seen the film Wish You Were Here??

No, it sounds like a soppy rom com. Am I right??

Not really.

Up your bum, up your bum, up your bum, up your bum

Have you ever electrocuted yourself?

No

Ever had a panic attack while in a supermarket checkout queue, and had to walk out before you was served

No, but my DIL has.

Up my bum? It's a PORNO?? Shame on you Nate for introducing such filth into our lovely thread

Actually, where is Nate.....

Ever eaten raw chillies and garlic?

Don't know and no

What's your favourite item of clothing?

My new Lidl £6 fleece which is just the best, most fluffy and gorgous thing ever!

I ate raw chillies and garlic with lime in an attempt to knock my cold germs on the head. Kill or cure! My breath probably will

Are you considerate of other people?

Very much so. To my own detriment sometimes ...

Am I ever gonna get off my arse and get some work done today?

Not if you remain in DS. I've managed two work related chores and brain fog has prevented anything else.

Meant to be trekking to the cat shop but the epicness of sneezings makes me wonder if driving is safe....

Has Nate been abducted by aliens?