Five - it's my birthday, so I'll treat myself.

Do you work from home?

I wish

Ever worked from home??

I do! It's fabulous Jellus??

Jellus, the patron saint of homeworkers. Martyred by being sown in a sack filled with typewriters and hurled into the Tiber.

What percentage of homeworkers become crazed with loneliness?

90%

What type of milk do you buy??

The kind that comes in a bottle


Is that enough information for you?

not really

Do you drink herbal teas very often ??

Never

Why did Chris Evans resigning get so much coverage??

I've no idea, I personally don't think television programmes or their hosts are newsworthy at all!

I have had to have full fat milk the last couple of days as the village shop had run out of all the other sorts on Sunday. It is actually gorgeous....lovely in a brew

Should I go back to "proper" milk?

No. Semi-skimmed is much better for you

Do you remember 'Gold Top' milk??

I do! The channel islands milk. Mum used to let it stand til there was an inch and a half of thick cream on top of the bottle, then she would scoop it out to have on tinned peaches. The milk still tasted super creamy even without that.

I've not had a tinned peach in a fair while, have you? Considered a posh dessert when I was young. Jelly or Instant whip being the usual offering

Not for quite a while. We were easily pleased in those days, weren't we? On the other hand we were probably much healthier.

As an apple eater do you:
1) Peel the apple and leave the core.
2) Eat the apple unpealed but leave the core.
3) Eat the whole apple, including the core. Yechhh!

I'd be a Number 2

My ex husband was a number 3.....it was like watching a horse devour an apple.....pips, stem, the lot. Most peculiar. Still he was only semi hooman

Which flavour of Angel Delight did you like best as a kid? Fave was butterscotch, worst was coffee. It tasted nothing like coffee

I didn't have it as a child, didn't like it as an adult

Eat the apple unpealed but leave the core.

Favourite flavour ice cream??

Pistachio. By quite a way. Then coffee, then chocolate, then vanilla.

What are your four faves in descending order? I could do with an ice cream, just strimmed the jungle, half of it is in my hair

Rum & Raison
That discontinued Rainforest Crunch Ben & Jerry's flavour
Pistachio
Caramel Chew Chew by Ben & Jerry's

Coffee flavour would be in the top ten. Favourite coffee flavoured thing??

Coffee and walnut sponge cake

What is your most favourite cake of all time?

Same

Favourite bisquit??

if you like a lot of chocolate on your bisquit, join our ?

Club

Orange or Green Club??

When I was a kid, the green one was a Golf Biskwit, much beloved of my dad, as it had plain choccy.

Is it still a Golf? I've not bought a club in years....

dunno...suppose you mean Jacobs Club biccies

thought Golf was summat you played

are you an expert at playing golf?

No, I hate it! Ex Mr Twass was a golfer. Horrible sport

Is it wrong to fancy crisps within an hour of having had your dinner?

nowt..about to nom some meself..

also hate golf...bliddy tedious...men and hitting balls..do they ever grow up?

It seems not hoots. Unlike ourselves, very mature and not in the least childish......*coff*

Would you go and live in a croft on a Scottish Island for a month?