in the summer perhaps..but not at any other time of year. Too blooming cold, and I`d need staff to do the hard graft cors these days I`m too knackered for bailing and twining, sheep shearing, cattle fodder growing, cattle rearing etc etc etc.

tis terrible being knackered aint it?


sits nomming crisps there aint many in a packet

I swear the packs are getting smaller

Speaking to my neighbour earlier he confessed to taking an afternoon nap every day. I was quite surprised and rather saucily asked how old he was. Turns out, he's a few months younger than me. He thought I was only in me early forties I'm not in nap territory yet...but then I can do 8 hours at night.

What do you average a night for sleep?

depends which night it is...last night about 3..the night before..8...the night before that , can`t remember, prolly 6 or 7
me knackeredness is due to me health problems..which are significant...unfortunately


where`s silent gorn?

I think s/he went that-a-way *randomly points finger*.

Do you eat your lunch at your desk at work?

nope............

are you making a hot drink?

No, but I could do! Funny you should say s/he EStaffs.....the first year of chatting to silent I thought he was a gay woman. Not that he ever corrected us!

Sorry to hear of your health problems What a pain it is for you being ill. Hopefully there are times when you gets a reprieve from it all.

I'm fancying toast now......................want a slice?

wiv Marmite?

Ooh yes, I was thinking nutty butter but Marmite is a lot healthier

Do you always choose the healthy option?

No

hoots - I is old so I was napping!

Woke up in a panic thinking it was morn!

Your feelings on a female PM??

Well look at what the last one was like

I guess we'll have to put up with whoever the old fogeys vote in, right?

Been there done that etc


I wanted to watch the final of the Sewing Bee last night...fell asleep, woke up to see the end and then couldn't get to sleep till about 4 this morning.

That's okay if you can have a lay in, but not any good if family are arriving at 9 30am


Recipes for a good nights kip?

Hours of gardening do it for me.

Will you be watching The Living and the Dead? Well good last week!

Nope..going to bed shortly......
WOT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?

Realised I had caps lock on.....soz

Generic Tesco stuff. I hate it

Have you seen the film Odd Thomas??

I haven't, is it good?

Very.

I recommend both that and a film called Mr Nobody

Is 'toxic masculinity' really a thing??

It's not a thing I've ever heard of before.

Wot does it mean?

This

Is Google your friend??

If I asked Google for £1000 would I get get it?
Of course I wouldn't.
Therefore Google is not my friend.
QED

Is Facebook your fiend?

Fiend is right for FB. Now there's something that's toxic!

Why should Google be my friend when I have other friends to tell me stuff?

Maybe we hear but don't listen

I wonder if it's the anniversary of one of the three gun deaths in our family that always makes me feel maudlin

Marmite or pb??

pb? Only if you fancy lead poisoning!

What is the preferred colour of your toast, which can vary from just off white to cabonised beyond any hope of resuscitation?

A yellowing into brown

I like it hot too, not stood around like rich peeps do

Don't you??

Dunno.....never sat and thought about it


Do you miss the wonders of Woolworths?

I miss the pick & mix, don't you??