At work, back is in agony.

Wish You Were Here is about the early life of Cynthia Payne. A very good comedy iirc

Favourite comedy movie??

Home Alone is always a good 'un.

How did you manage to crock your back?

I didn't crock my back but i've got a sore leg where a cyclist ran into me (he went straight through a red light when the pedestrian crossing was on green)

Have you ever put your own image into the Google image search? It's supposed to return similar images. If so, what were the results.

I've never done that as I would get a load of axe wielding maniacs

Brussels sprouts, love, loathe or indifferent?

Loathe with a vengeance.

Have you typed your name into standard google search (I bet you get loads of DS related images).

Do you mean my username??

Of course.

Your username.

Unless your real name brings up even stranger images?

twassington brings up enough random shit in itself

Are you bored at work perchance?

I'm quite busy but the DS page resembles other workspaces we use so I can type surreptitiously.

What things do you do surreptitiously.

That's for me to know and you to wonder about

Most of it's not illegal

How tidy are you?

Quite tidy. A place for everything and everything in its place.

Where's my sock gone.

I've made it in to a puppet.

Are these blasted fireworks ever gonna stop?

It's been relatively quite around here in terms of fireworks, I don't think Bonfire Night is as big as Halloween in parts of London

Not sure how I strained my back, I took heaps of rubbish out on Saturday but I'm not sure that caused it tbh

How often do you take pain relief??

Daily.

You have my sympathies. I'm a constantly knackered back sufferer

Have you started your Christmas shopping?

Yes. I've bought socks.

Who is your second favourite puppet.

The Spitting Image one of Thatcher I have with a knitting needle through its head.

All spud mash, or sweet potato and spud mash?

Sweet potato mash sounds gorgeous

Is that what you are cooking stoatie on Xmas Day??

No, it's what I'm cooking for me tonight with my sossies and brown onion gravy And brussels sprouts. Feed a cold

Do you always watch the news daily?

Yes, I often also watch the US Daily Show for my fix of US political satire.

Newsnight or Channel 4 News??

Channel 4 - starting now!

It's incredibly mild here....I opened the back door to let the steam of my mash boiling out expecting a breath of cold air at least....not at all! Its the same temp outside as in....or warmer!!

Are you warm and heatingless?

Yes

Did you see John Oliver on the attacks on France??

Should cigarettes have plain packaging??

No, I think a picture of Jeff the diseased lung in a cowboy hat should be on all fag packets

Never seen that dude before in my life....and he didn't swear nearly enough.

Vaping or smoking?

Vaping

You've never heard of John Oliver?? He is huge stateside

Favourite American TV show (other than GoT )??

The Simpsons No, Triple D....Food porn.

I'm not a fan of American TV and not that keen on most British either.

What is the most you've ever spent on a pair of jeans?

£60.

These days I rarely cough up more than £20 tbh

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