KitKat.

Is the USA going to spontaneously combust?

I doubt it. If Hilary wins then her approval rating will be very low.

Do you think she will last more than one Presidency??

Not sure she'll last a first

Are you very glad not to be living in America today?

Always

If you could travel to anywhere in time where would you go??

Bronze Age Britain.

How about you?

The future, to buy a sports almanac

Have you heard the song now on it's 13th week at number 1??

Probably not. I have no idea what it is or who sings it

Am I too immersed in back in the day choonage?

Probably

Not sure I've heard it either mind

Are you going to watch the tennis??

No of course not Are you insane?

What a glorious day it's been, if a tad windy! Spent it mainly in the garden in me vest and shorts. I love summer

Do you ever have moments of enlightenment?

Nope.

pb & a fried egg on a burger??

Peanut butter on a BURGER? Now a fried egg would go perfectly..........I love PB as you know but not sure it would go with egg and burger

I saw a link in Facebook to chocolate coated crispy bacon strips. Now that's just wrong, don't you think?

Chocolate goes with salt so why not

Ever watch Man Vs Food?? Do you know who won??

Oh yes I've seen that many times on the Food Porn channel. Guess what we're watching right now? Yes, Triple D

Just seen them make red beans and rice....I never knew there was HAM in it Did you?

Americans will put ham into everything

Guy Fieri or Adam Richman??

Guy!

Have you ever watched Love Island?

No,

It wouldn't be based on The Island of Doctor Moreau, would it?

I very much doubt it!!

Have you ever watched the Love Island spoof show UNreal??

I'd never seen LI before tonight, never mind its spoof!

It's absolutely dire......they haven't two brain cells to rub together

Who on earth watches things like this??? My daughter apparently

Erm, UNreal is more a spoof of The Bachelor and to be fair that is a better programme than Love Island which is just weird in that they surely pay them per drunken out burst!

Who watches? Bored peeps I guess!

Last thing you watched that brought tears to your eyes??

Awh, that is lovely

The enlightenment link I posted earlier....beautiful!

Are you a big softy?

Maybe

Ever seen the movie Ted (2012)?

No. Is it any good??

I'm doubtful tbh

I've not seen it either but I think it contains a foul mouthed Teddy bear

Have you had a lie in [by your own standards]? I kipped til gone 8am!! Almost unheard of

Can't beat a good lie-in

Should bullfighting be shown on TV??

No it should be banned entirely. An animal suffering is not entertainment

Mini twass and I were appalled last night watching Triple D when they fried a softshell crab ALIVE. Its legs were twitching in the pan!! We were horrified Why could they not have swiftly and humanely killed it first??