No,but you're going to make me one aren't you?

I wish Sounds delish

Favourite vegetarian dish??

Right now, that one! Although really too many to decide from. Veggie food is endlessly gorgeous. It even LOOKS lusher than meat based dinners. All the colours!

I have always really liked a roasted vegetable lasagne, with red, yellow and green peppers, courgette, onion, garlic, tomatoes, mushrooms as the filling. Plenty of cheese on the top layer....fabulous

If you had to order a last meal, what would it be?

AYCE Mexican food

You??

Huge garlic king prawns to start, then three fish fingers in a crusty wodge of white bread with cheese, lettuce, mayo, ketchup and then the apple batter pudding my mother used to make when I was a kid. That'll do nicely

Why are some dishes impossible to replicate? Like my mother's Apple Batter

Dunno, never tasted anything as good as my grandmother's pumpkin pie

I bet it was out of a tin too!

Do you like pumpkin pie??

I've never even tried pumpkin.

Some people say that you need cold hands to make the best pastry. Do you consider that there is any truth in this claim?

There is. Hot hands melt the fat in the pastry mix, this is not good.

I love pumpkin, but for me it is best made into soup with tomatoes and plenty of spice.

Cherry pie filling is my fave from a can....what's yours?

Either lemon meringue or pumpkin

Have you seen the film The Purge??

nope

will I have to take a mortgage out to pay for a ticket?

You need that just for the popcorn hoots

Not seen it....is it about a cure for constipation??

cooooooo, now that would be handy... Avoid bowel surgery at all cost....nothing function quite the same afterwards.....but I suppose surgery was better than the alternative


Feeling peckish , wots on offer?

Rye bread and some very lush local cheese I got in the farmer's market....want some beetroot with that?

very nommie..beetroot is tasty any time of day..or night.

orf to bed

how about you and yours?

Still early for me

hoots - It's no longer at the cinema hoots... I'm sure it will be shown on terrestrial soon

Do you watch a lot of movies on the TV??

Occasionally.

Whose new job in government are you happiest about?

Education Secretary. I'm shocked that Hunt is still in government though

You??

I'm happiest about Larry the Downing Street cat still being Mouser in Chief at No 10

Will he prefer kipping on May's bed to Cameron's?

I thought May already had cats!

Why France??

They do seem to bear the brunt of so much Shocking death toll now.

May will have to put up with a few cat-offs then!!

Is it wrong I am hoping Larry leaves a hairball on her Thatcheresque power suits?

Nope.............a hair ball thrown up on any power suitage is an excellent poetic justice as far as I am concerned

Who the blazes wants to wear power suitage anyways?

Female electricians?

Have you ever had a mains shock?

Yus






Wanna bag o crisps and Bud?

Change the Bud for Carling and you're on.

Have you ever accidentally stabbed yourself with a pen?

why the heck would you do that


Are you an eejit?