Occasionally yes.....

I still have a bit of pencil lead in my bum from when a boy I sat next to in primary skool decided to hold a pencil up on my seat as a joke.

I'm surprised it managed to penetrate my hardcore school pants. Aren't you?

Not at all

Now that Gideon Osborne has left the government will he be looking as a job as Voldemort in the Harry Potter play??

He'd fail the audition being high on coke

He's creepy enough though. Should he join Cameron on the streets selling Pig Issue?

yes.....


How many sneezes are too many?

16... after that the ebil Hunt will come and cart you off to lie on a hospital gurney for 20 hours before inevitable death

Is there really a coup happening in Turkey??

Interesting, because I sort of assumed that Erdogan had crushed the military as a political force.

Another holiday destination to cross off the list?

Most people did that to Turkey a couple of years ago tbh


It's a beautiful country... ever visited??

Three times

For folks on holiday there now, how will this affect them?

Dunno........after wots happened there with the shooting on the beach etc, wouldn't have gone there.......

Getting to be a strange horrible kinda demonic old world.


Gonna finish on July 29th according to some newspapers this morning, do you think they've got the date right?

They have indeed.

When do you think the world will end?

I bet you £50 it won't end on the 29th

Not sure I could lose that bet tbh

Whigfield's Saturday Night or Rebecca Black's Friday??

Can't it wait til after my next festival in August please?? Sorry to be selfish an all

Do you think aliens are watching and thinking.....there's no hope for them??

If you're wondering why they haven't arrived yet google the Fermi Paradox.

Do you prefer your science fiction with or without added aliens?

It works pretty well without......

Supposing there IS evidence for aliens though, that is being witheld from us? Do they walk among us in human guise?

Prolly......


Do you worry when large beetles fall out their sleeves ?

It would explain both Trump & tanstaafl

Whigfield's Saturday Night or Rebecca Black's Friday??

Neither thanks very much

Mini T and I are orf shopping shortly. What are you up to this summer Saturday?

Apparently magicking beetles rather than rabbits! I'd say this would be more likely make me the Antichrist rather than an alien.

What would be your choice for the fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse?

Murdock the Murderous Media Mafioso

Your choice??

Margaret Thatcher the zombie version

Have you had ice cream yet today? G'wan. It's 31 degrees in my garden. Having ice cream is the rools!

Might get some out later... it's boiling!!

Favourite drink for a hot summer day??

Lime and soda with ice and slices of lime. Most refreshing! And cheap as chips in pubs

Ever frozen pieces of watermelon?

Yeah. I'm not that keen on watermelon though, sorry

All the peeps I know in recovery drink that twass

What great TV show have I failed to watch in the last 5 years?? I'm desperate for new viewing choices tbh

It's no use asking me, I rarely watch the tellybox.

What are you suggesting with the lime and soda!

We're thinking of going out looking for iced coffee, cos I've run out Fancy one?

OoooOOooo... yes please

I fancy a root beer float but have none of the ingredients

Ever try one??