I wasn't very keen on the taste


Got a spare iced coffee?

No - my coffee has to be hot.

Something's that been bugging me - what *is* brown sauce actually made from?

Brown sauce is, 'a varying combination of tomatoes, molasses, dates, apples, tamarind, spices, vinegar, and sometimes raisins or anchovies'

Disgusting stuff... don't you agree??

It sounds it, but it sure as hell tastes nice.

What colour shirt are you wearing?

Black.

Prefer ketchup to brown sauce tbh....

I had an iced coffee, mini t had an iced mocha, both really lush from of all places, M&S cafe. It was the nearest place serving them. £2.50 each and a decent size... highly recommended!

Will you try one?

Definitely

Estaffs - I'm stripped naked

Has Taylor moved onto someone new yet??

Well, Calvin clearly ****ed up

We've just scoffed a lush fish pie [yes, my signature dish] and had rather too much wine Mini T is such a bad influence. She can drink me under the table several times over Just like my son in fact. It's a good job she's washing up cos I am a bit nissed

Are you hardcore or a lightweight?

Hardcore

Do you like the band Pulp??

They're ok without being a massive fan.

Are you wearing insect repellant?

No, wearing Lynx expensive tobacco and polish spray. It's quite nice

http://www.lynxmalegrooming.co.uk/pr...aily-fragrance

Do you like Old spice or Denim??

Neither I prefer a man to smell of soap and .........man

Is this unusual?

Soap?? Urgh! Whatever turns you on.

Do you smell of lavender??

Only when I've been gardening.

Currently I smell of wine, fish pie, insect repellant and a faint whiff of Clinique Aromatics Elixir.

I'm guessing you smell of cats and chilli sauce. Right?

No I smell of Lynx tobacco & amber, cider and a faint with of fresh bakery from my vape

Biggest expenditure you will have this month??

Our local Indian Restaurant 😎

Do you play with your feet & then sniff your fingers??

No. Do you chew your toenails??

Neither of those disgusterous habits

You bought out an Indian restaurant, Bob?? I hope there will be thread mate discounts

Biggest expenditure is the rent. Although having had mini twass for ten days, possibly this month food and booze!!

Have you seen the heatwave temps for the south in the next few days?

No, I hadn't but I see it will be between 28 and 31 degress!

Got any ice cream??

Not very much left now, mini twass has rinsed my freezer Four mini lollies, one magnamalike and half a tub of Iceland's vanilla. Which do you want?

I'll finish off my Ben & Jerry's but the magnumalike sounds good

Did you read Judy Blume growing up??

Not that I recall.

I knew you'd go for that one!!

Really warm and sticky here already....I dread to imagine what London is like Don't you loathe the tube on sweltering days?

Definitely, the underground isn't nice on the best of days

Have you been on the DLR??

Never been on that one. Is it stuffy??

Is drinking gin at lunchtime a bad idea or a hair of the dog?

Always bad... results in a long snooze in this weather

How often do you nap??

Never.....I just kips at night. On the rare occasions I do drop off in the day I wake up feeling well out of it...not a nice feeling

Very sticky out....just attempted a bit of gardening and am now perspiring gently in a ladylike fashion

Would you eat a full roast followed by crumble and custard on a day like this?