Somehow I think not.

Apple crumble or rhubarb crumble or some inferior type of crumble?

inferior crumble every time


swimming or surfing?

Swimming

twas - I would not eat a full roast.

Salad for dinner??

When I was a young lad a salad consisted of lettuce, tomato and hard-boiled egg dressed with vinegar.

How things have changed! Which particular fancy, poncified salad would tickle your palate nowadays?

Greek salad with dressing Plain is bestest

Do you like 1000 Island Dressing??

Yes, and blue cheese! Way to make your salad unhealthy

Did you know having lot hot baths are scientifically proven to be good for you?

What are 'lot hot baths'??

Just had a hot bath and feel great

Ever visit a Turkish Baths or sauna??

I've tried a sauna, didn't like it Should have said a lot of hot baths

Watching Thor?

Nah, got a copy of it, it's pretty good though

Shame they wrote Donald Blake out of his origin

Favourite superhero movie??

The original Batman with Michael Keaton directed by Tim Burton

What's yours?

I'm particularly fond of the original X-Men movie as well as the trilogy of Spiderman movies with Tobey Maguire but it's difficult to choose just one

Is Bowwis Johnson too fat for a small plane to carry??

It would appear so

Are you looking forward to the inevitable thunderstorms after the heat?

I quite enjoyed them once, but that was before home computers and potential voltage surges.

Do you unplug sensitive equipment from the mains as the lightning strikes come nearer and nearer?

Oh yes

Last time you were caught in the rain??

About 3 weeks ago.

Do you prefer damp summer days or cold dry winter days?

Damp summer days Sounds like a song by Morrissey!!

How many alarms to get up in the morning??

One


Fancy a bowl of brekkie cereal?

Got any Weetabix??

I've always got Weetabix. How many weetabix is a portion?

Three

Should we be worried about wages decreasing??

Yes......there's only so much you can economise on




Snow boarding or sunbathing?

Sunbathing, not keen on either but at least there is less chance of breaking a leg

Should an artist be able to disregard previous work and claim it wasn't them if unhappy with response??

Don't see why not.......from childhood we've all denied things we didn't want to admit to

Sarnie or soup?

Salad sarny today I think hoots, unless it's a chilled soup. And I've never been that keen on those tbh!

Been and got fresh lettuce and spring onions from the nice peeps up by the woods. Always fresh spare garden produce on their table by the gate with honesty box. Although they clearly do have a security camera as last summer there was a big sign out saying TO THE LADY WITH BLACK HAIR DRIVING THE RED VOLVO, YOU OWE US £2.50. PLEASE PAY OR WE WILL PUT YOUR NUMBER PLATE ON THIS SIGN. Ho ho

My pal's husband had his car mirror smashed off and scraping all down the side of the car, and whoever did it just drove off!! Are we losing our morals as a nation?

Fings ain't wot they used to be...blooming shame,moral decline continues apace


Did they change your local paly into a bowling alley?