No, cheating was not allowed. My father was very strict about that I tried obviously

Back to bed?? No work??? I have to haul ass to the cat shop and the bank....I would rather stay here with the fan.

Do you know what Directional Advice means?

Pass


Plez inform......

Directional Advice means that your doctor believes in Feng Shui and needs to be facing in the right direction before he tells you that your days are numbered and that you should immediately consult your bucket list. Or possibly not.

Do you have a bucket list?

Things to do before I die?? Nope.

Ever use Twitter??

Nope...don't feel the need to inform all and goodness knows who, the minutia of me boring life.....

Do you?

Nope, all I see is abuse and self-promotion

Which book should every child read??

The Snow Goose by Paul Gallicoe.

Giving someone Directional Advice is the polite form of telling them to f*** off

Are you fan bathing?

No.

How many jars of Marmite do you get through in a year??

Blimey. Erm. Well, four or five at least, I don't actually count 'em! Quite a few

How often do you empty the crumb trays of your toaster?

You have to empty them? Oh crap!

Did you have a thunder storm today? We did!

We didn't

Too damn hot

Were you left at home alone as a child??

On occasion.

Did you bunk-off school regularly??

On occasion I was left home alone as well. Kids were back then. I can recall being off school with colds etc and mum disappearing to the shops for hours on end. I was never bothered though.

No thunderstorms here, although it feels like it could do with one.....

Looking forward to the cooler weather?

Yes please

Ever suffer from sunstroke??

I haven't but both my kids have. Mini twass when on holiday in Greece years ago when she refused to wear a sunhat and son when at Reading music festival aged 16 in which booze played its part *rolleyes*

I've stayed away from the sun most of yesterday and today, just TOO hot to be sitting in. Tomorrow it's back to normal service for July in these parts!

Has your fluid intake increased a lot over past days?

Yes

Deodorant use up??

I bought two more yesterday! Good ol Lidl

I had a cool bath about an hour ago....lovely!

Should soldiers have been training on the hottest day of the year??

Yes. They will probably be off to Iraq or Syria. Or Turkey!!

Should the Army and Navy be playing the role of World Police??

Not IMHO.

Is May trying to be Thatcher?

prolly.......

fancy a grape?

Nah, I'm full up from dinner.

Have you had any hail today round your way? (We have - in Peterborough!)

No......the only ice chunks I've seen have been floating in my glass of water!

Why are cheesy tortilla chips so addictive?

No, just the interminable heat.

I noticed that there is a possibility of blood rain. Anyone seen any?

is that similar to purple rain?

I'm sure that there must be some deceased performer who has a CD called Blood Rain.

What is your favourite colour?