Purple!

Rainin' Blood?? SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shall I get me coat?

Yes

Tanzy - Green.

London is meant to get Red Rain... it contains microscopic spores on funghi in it apparently

Last thing you searched on Google??

A recipe.....

Are those spores dangerous??

Only to asthmatics!!

Do you make your own chips??

Yes. Out of proper tatoes an all.

Frozen ones really don't cut it.....agreed?

I've made proper chips in my time, but it ain't 'arf long-winded if you do the full rigmarole.

Anyone wish to confess to starting a chip pan fire?

I never have, but my mother in law did and nearly set the house on fire. Both she and my BIL ended up in Mount Vernon burns unit She was banned from cooking chips after that

Are chippy chips the best really?

Oh yes The chippy near the Millwall ground is great

I put out a chip fire using the old wet teatowel trick

Is punk dead??

Yes. Long ago..

McCain lightly spiced potato wedges??

I'll give them a go. Do they go nicely with sour cream??

Definitely, or spicy mayo.

Would you consider a genital piercing??

No more piercings. I had nine once. You??

3, All gone.

Were all 9 on your John Thomas?? :O

No. I have a nipple piercing... don't you??

Certainly not

Don't you hate 'joggers nipplejam' ?

Joggers nipple is no laughing matter, trust!

Last thing that made you laugh out loud??

Yesterday......similar to wot you posted only this was a pile off cakes in a supermarket and right next to it was a notice suggesting that shoppers could talk to them for diabetic advice. Tried to put it on here to show you but lack of techno ability me attempt proved to be afailure....


How much rain have you had.?


Back to bed...zzzzzzzzzzz

No rain at all, red or otherwise, so far....nicely cooler this morning though

Kids are brutal

Did you try to get on DS this morning but find it wasn't working til now?

Nope, too busy for DS this morning

Are Aussies really nice people and should I give them a second chance??

I don't know any, can't help you there!

Everyone deserves a second chance. Except perhaps Fromage. And Frump.

I have three beautiful baby courgettes Jellus?

Yeah

Scoffing salsa with sour cream, jelly??

No cos I is full of roasted courgettes, red and yellow peppers, tomatoes and mushrooms mixed with pasta and served with a nice chunk of poached salmon Enough roast veg and pasta left for tomorrow!

Is Trump going to ostracise Eurpoe and probably every other country?

prolly........

but will he press the button too?

I imagine he'd concur with our Prime Minister in that regard

Do you fear for the world our grandchildren are inheriting?

A laughing stock around the world!

I warn you though... every time a US TV show brings up whether Trump can win they bring up the vote for Brexit as a comparison!

Have you heard Dance Off by Macklemore yet??