No.........what you think I'm made of money?

It would be nice if you were, hoots. Imagine if you had a skirt made of tenners

My home phone isn't working, so I reported it online only for them to mess up my IC as well! That's just come back, but the phone line still isn't fixed.

How often do you have phone/IC problems?

Two of me kids live in the rural.s....they ha e probs fairly frequently

Watching BB finals?

No. Hate BB on C5, sorry

At what time do you have your last caffeinated drink??

Not watching it either..it's not wot it was, but the forums been a hoot...

Last had a caffeine drinks at brekkie..mostly has water
Boring ain't I?

Sensible! My last caffeine drink was around 4pm.

Still trying to fix the problem online but waiting in a queue to chat to an advisor is very boring!

Should I be more patient? Waited 25 mins having been told it would be about a 5 minute wait!

Is you paying for that..?


Fancy some of me apple cider vinegar drink.....I knows how to live don't I.......where's that bliddy rolleye when you wants it?


Wah...so many ? .....I should bin a detective.......

I isn't paying hoots, it's just online chat, cos I can't phone them due to the line not working and me having no mobile connection out in the sticks either. Trouble is me broadband is working at the speed of a comatose snail. Probably linked to the phone issues.

Is it time for bed?

Is the apple cider vinegar drink not very acidic??

Haven't made it very strong silent..it's supposed to lower blood sugar over night.......sheesh it's worth a bliddy try ain't it?

It tastes vile though hoots. Mini twass had some when her Irritable Bladder syndrome kicked off. Helped that but tasted like poo

When were you last on a beach?

A few weeks back when the family went to Gorleston for chish and fips


Hey twass, I've won the BB sweepstakes again .........


Ewwwww, it tastes vile..you wanna drink it?

I'll pass.

Wheatgrass shot??

Nah...had the barley grass shot earlier this evening


Rain tomorrow?






Might try to settle down to bidoes


Nite twass and silent..sleep well and I hope the mozzie's don't bitexzzzzzzzz

Cloudy but 22 degrees here tomorrow... Canterbury will be one of the warmest places in the UK however

It's been 25 years... did you play Sonic The Hedgehog??

I certainly did....how on earth can it be THAT long ago???

Canterbury is always warmer than most places. It's the far sarf east, innit!!!

Well done hoots, that's three blooming times you've won

What's the next journey of over twenty miles you are likely to undertake?

Can't believe it twass😂 never normally win nuffin



To me daughters.........though she's gonna go on holibobs soon



Tis raining.......are you waterin yer garden?

I watered it last night, we've had no rain here and none forecast for today now either. We needs a drop or two, my lawn is turning to dust!

Does your place creak and groan in windy weather?

Had a new roof about 15 years ago,so it's a bit better now. Afor that, if you went up in the attic you saw day light


Need some new windows,.....but put that on the list

I need to win the lotto and not the Pub sweepstakes....that's highly unlikely, so we carries onage


Soft gentle rain falling...everything is parched and needs some moisture.

Got any veg from garden yet?

No

Did you know that July was national ice cream month??

NOW they tell us!! Although to be fair, I've slurped a fair number of lollies and scoffed a few tubs of Icelands best vanilla

I see they are now doing peanut butter Magnums Anyone had one?

I haven't

Have you ever seen a strawberry & peanut butter ice cream combination??

No, although thinking of PB&J I imagine it would work very well....especially in a Magnum coated in dark chocolate

If you could invent a Magnum, what would it be?

Vanilla ice cream encasing a strawberry & peanut butter centre with dark chocolate coating

You??

The peanut Magnums sound nommie


Do you reckon I could nom a small chunk of one afor it did much harm?