nope

how come headphones pinch yer ears so?

You gots a fat head

The nurse had to ask my DOB twice, she didn't believe I was that old

Would you be chuffed if that happened??

Of course

Are you pleased that iPlayer have closed their TV License loophole??

I'm amazed there ever WAS a loophole! But no, not good news

I will give Eden another go.

Natural yogurt or creme fraiche?

Creme fraiche

Could you live without sugar??

Yes, I don't eat much sugar. Would you like a diet of spud, spud and more spud??

Not for more than three days

have you seen who The Simpsons are voting for??

I have now! LOL at the flunkeys turning Trump into an orange dog haired numpty

How well would you cope living in a community...would you pull your weight or slack off and nick rations?

I'd pull my weight, it's part of my competitive nature

What time did you get up this morning??

The first time.....4.30am......the second time.......6.45!

I heard furtive cars outside at 4.30am which is very odd for my quiet neck of the woods. I hope there's been no thievery on the farm.....last year the quad bike got nicked in the middle of the night

When did you last attend a wedding?

March........it rained all day and was freezing

Who in their right mind gets married in march?

My parents did

I've been to weddings in August when it's chucked it down and blown a hooley. You just can't tell in Britain!

At my wedding ex Mr Twass knelt at the altar revealing big yellow SALE stickers on the soles of his new shoes I remember the titters going round the church

Don't you think suits make men look like dodgy car salesmen?

Yus



Do you need long trousered playsuit?

Erm....it's not something I've ever consciously hankered after to be frank

Why, have you got one on???

Me? No!

Have you ever played the wrong suit in a card game?

Yes, when under the influence of confusing stuff!

Has anyone seen Picto? He's not been around for ages! Nor has Choccy

nope. but the girls have been hankering after one, which is why we had to go to H and M to find said item of clothing.

Not heard nowt from Choccie for ages..hope she`s okay, nor Picto.

perhaps they is on holibob

Do you think they is in hospital or summat?

Eek, I hope not! Let them just be on their holibobs!!!

Actually, mini T has two playsuits and she brought one with her, like a cropped trousered playsuit in an African tribal sort of print. Really nice....but then she has the figure for it. I'd look like a sack of spuds!!!

Ever made a cake and found you then can't get the bugger out of the tin?

yus..

is that for your guest to consume tomorrow?

Dunno

Had a nosebleed start at 15:20 which turned into a geyser!! At 16:10 an ambulance was called but by the time they came it had settled down. No idea what caused it

Ever have a nosebleed??

Never.....but Splint had a few shockers that went on over a day. Needing blood transfusion. But that was all to do with the drink

I hope that doesn't return Nate. Very scary for you!

Yus, the cake is for the guests, I got it out in the end, one bit fell off but hopefully they won't notice

Are you a fan of falafel?

are you offering some?

hope you is okay Silent..hows your BP?

I'll let him answer that one....

Yes, I have three left over I couldn't manage. Want them?

they sound nommie, but I is doing grain free at the mo...

Are they grain free?

Hey twass, just looked up the recipe....yus, I`m making em tomorrow, but wiv me grain free flour

apple and cheese any one?

I love apple with cheese, yes please! Falafel are made from lentils or chick peas and their flours hoots. Not with wheat

Do you like cayenne pepper?