They are reshooting old episodes with Simon Whatsit

Are you good at job interviews??

Nah, get to nervous and prattle on.

Why do cats wake you up so blooming early?

Cos they are selfish inconsiderate little sh*ts. But we loves them

Looks like I will get to look after Boo, next door's black pussy at the weekend while neighbour goes off to a festival for a night. Sadly he is moving out in two weeks as it looks like he finally has a place to go. However, now I have mangled my foot I have asked him to come and help with the garden so we won't lose touch

My visitors have set off for London where they have a family wedding to attend tomorrow. I have a mountain of laundry again Luckily it is fabulous weather....have you got the same?

It's pretty nice outside

I gave my bloodsoaked clothes a cold wash and applied Vanish before going into the wash. I can tell where the blood stains were but I doubt anyone-else would so I reckon they are fine to wear

Clinton is leading Trump by 47 - 38 but do we still trust polls??

I'm not so sure.....I hope that's the case as she's the lesser of the two evils but time will tell I guess.

You did the right thing with the cold washing - hot water just sets the bloodstain in. I'm sure they are fine to wear and with successive washes will entirely vanish No return of the nose problems presumably??

Nope

What's for dinner??

Leftovers from my visitors. Although just had a lovely tuna and cucumber sarnie for lunch

They gave me lots of lovely French wine for having them! And biskwits. Fancy a biskwit?

No. I'll take the wine tho!!

Red or white??

White and rose

Do you like horror and claymation penguins??

OMG! That is awesome!

Currently watching this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N6y6LEwsKc ...which is guaranteed to screw with your head!

Favourite unreliable narrator in any book??

Don't like books

How many glasses of wine can you drink in 1 session

16. You??

3

Don't you just love idiotic answers

There are no idiot answers, only idiotic questions

Roland Rat or Kevin the Gerbil??

Kevin. I love the under gerbil

I shall watch your link this evening. I thought you'd like that Pingu

Just had a half hour wrestle with the laptop and had to reset the wifi. Oh the trials of modern life.

Was life easier when we didn't rely on the internets?

I asked how many wines you can drink wheres the idiotic there.

You replied 16 now thats idiotic

Is it?? Surely it is a question of tolerance to alcohol??

Should you ever have to explain why you are leaving a job??

No

Do you think I should leave this thread alone

That would depend on who you were talking to. If it was Mrs S, then yes I feel you ought to tell her. However if you mean to your boss, as in giving notice, then I don't think it is their business to ask. You can tell them if you want to or just say personal reasons and they should accept it.

Have you resigned then????

No one stipulated the size of the glass....if it was 16 shot glasses even I could do those All are welcome to post here, Greg. More the merrier

How many normal size of glasses of wine can you drink in 1 session

Sixteen

How many glasses of wine have been thrown at you due to your argumentative nature??

None

How many idiotic answers do you ask daily

Did you mean questions?

I can only do about three or four actual wineglass size before I goes to sleep or falls over.....

Do you use BBC iPlayer?

Listening to it now

Do you dance after 16 glasses of wine in a row

I'd be unconscious

Wine gums or fruit gums?