Neither, I'm more a soft fruit jelly person.

Were you aware that the ester ethyl acetate (Eek! A chemical! We're doomed! Run for the hills!), which I well remember making in A-Level chemistry, smells of pear drops and is used in confectionery?

very interesting...ja......i will inform the Fuhrer


dunno wevver he`s still alive though.. Do you?

I would imagine he snuffed it in South America some time back hoots

My Science master made both the pear drop ester and also sherbert in class! At the end of term he got the phosphorus out and did tricks with it

Test tubes or bunsen burners?

Bunsen burners

Have you heard the Viola Beach album??

I haven't, it seems almost a mark of respect that I should, though.

What did you think of it?

dunno

wots wrong wiv a Frank Ifield song or two......?

My mother used to like him

Sausages or fish fingers?

McFish and McChips

no pleasing some folk is there ?

Apparently not!!!

Is there McKetchup and McVinegar with those??

Ketchup yes, vinegar nope!

Is Pele seriously ill??

I'd not seen any news about that.....how old is he now?

dunno

do you?

Pele is 75, was going to light the flame for Rio but apparently unwell.

Are you charismatic??

oh defo...I has the kinda personality cats can`t resist.............






Wanna slice of me lovely organic apple?

I'll pass.

Gonna put on some waffles with maple syrup & ice cream... want some??

Ooh yes please. Is that your pudding or an extra snack after dinner?

Snackage

Is the Isle of Wight a ghetto??

It wasn't when I went there, but it was about fifteen years back......it was quite remote and beautiful....the part where we stayed.

Cow(e)s or goats?

Cowes

Do you have sea legs??

No, mine are made of flesh and bone

Are there such things as mermaids?

No. Glass number fifteen is it??

Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy??

I believe in faeries but I am not sure they specialise in human teeth

Looking like a glorious weekend of weather coming up. Confined to barracks as I am with the buggered foot, I can think of worse places to be Are you out and about or quiet weekend at home-ing?

Working today & tomorrow

Do you have a special lunch on Sunday??

No, usually just the same as any other day.....toast and summat!!

Got the keys to next door so I can feed little Boo the black cat Never been in there before and despite it being a very small cottage, far smaller than mine, it has a big kitchen!! Jealous!!!

Do you have room in your kitchen for a table and chair?

Of course

Ever suffer from fatigue??