Well if I has been very active [not a problem currently obvs] I can feel a bit jaded by the evening. But not otherwise.

We have had mucho excitement here....two bullocks escaped and went on a mooing spree up on the road terrifying motorists! I was taking in the laundry and saw them pass the cottage and realised they were not accompanied by a farm hand.....hobbled back in at snail's pace by which time a bloke had parked outside and was banging on my door to report he'd nearly mown them down on his way down the hill I had to contact the Farmer who tore here in the landrover.....it was mayhem!!! No idea how they got out Presumably been caught by now

Had they decided to come in my garden, and there was nothing to stop them, I might be toast cos I couldn't run away from them

Fancy an exciting rural life?

Nah, how would I get pizza delivered?!

Favourite thing to get from Farmer's Markets??

dunno,....haven`t been to one for years mostly cors I grows me stuff and makes me own pickles , jams and bread.

seen a bee fly in the garden..blooming strange looking critter...

wot you got wot is strange ?

Hair like TinTin

Is Christopher Biggins' career over??

Lets hope so, cant stand the phat oaff

wot about you ?

I'm certainly going off him now, although didn't have an opinion one way or t'other really....

Have you actually got a QUIFF Nate? Whatever possessed you!!!!

When Biggins next does Panto will the audience boo and hiss?

Not sure he will be invited to do panto anywhere there might be a protest but let's see a proper transcript of what was said first

Should the NHS be giving out free condoms??

better than free abortions..........

Fancy a ice lolly?

I could always fancy an ice lolly.

Good point hoots....I imagine condoms are cheaper than an abortion or a morning after pill Not to mention all the STD's they can protect you from!

Do you ever buy ready grated cheese in packets or grate your own?

Grate my own

Have you missed me today

Yes, I've spent the entire day longing for you to post, Greg

Do you buy ready made tato salad or make your own? I make me own.

Neither

Do you ever tell lies

All the time.

How about you?

hardly ever.....

Did you know that telling porkie pies makes your nose grow long?

I shall soon be resembling Pinocchio

Shuffled next door and fed the cat, he was too lazy to actually come downstairs for his nosh but I daresay he will later. I will go back in the morning.

I shall be having the remains of some tuna with salad and a few new spuds for dinner. What are you having?

Baked potato with tuna salad

Did you know that being overweight 'ages people's brains'??

I didn't know that Very glad it's healthy dinner in that case

Our dinners are almost identical

Is the ageing due to fat building up in the brain?

They suspect so but the report I read suggested they needed to do more research : rolleyes:

Would you like a printed miniature 3-D image of yourself??

No

I'd like a printed 3D image of IDS so I could stick pins in it though

Watching MiB?

nope...just had a shower and have sorted the cats out......the care in the community one is all bewildered and befuddled cors I`ve put a clean blankie on the spare bed.......prolly smells too clean. The occasional visitor is nomming scrunchies from a dish on the doorstep and the ginger ones thoroughly disgusted with the new sleeping arrangements in the spare bedroom and has slooped orf out.

can`t add any more, can you?

I guess not!

Do you think all the cats in Norfolk have heard the news that there's free food and a nice bed at auntie hooter's house?

most of the ones that live up the lane appear to know

Care in the community has just gorn out.......I moved my craft table and put me sewing machine on it..so apart from the change in bedding , the spare bedroom has taken on a `strange` look, well, carie thinks so any ways.. She`s blooming scared of her own shadow

Wanna peach?

Not keen on hairy fruit, sorry

Favourite stroke when swimming??

Breast

Peaches aren't HAIRY they're fuzzy

Ever had a donut peach?

yes, I prefer em,

Got some recently


what causes hang nails?