That doesn't surprise me. Does reading articles on the internets count in the same way?

The article I read, on t'internets, doesn't answer that

What type of drunk are you??

Mary Poppins 'Practically perfect in every way', the Poppins drunk is someone who is already outgoing, who becomes more so when they've had a few.

I would appear to be a Poppins drunk as well!!

If you can't have a drink on a night out because you are the designated driver or on non alcohol medication or similar, do you enjoy it as much as if you were drinking or less so? I always enjoy meself, drunk or sober!

Definitely less so, I feel very self-conscious otherwise

Did you hear Richard Wilson had a heart attack??

I hadn't heard.....I hope the 2016 Reaper virus doesn't take another one

So that's why you had a skinful the night we met you at SOM

Was that in 2011?

Possibly

Will you be going to see Rogue One?? Did you see the last Star Wars movie??

I still haven't seen the last one

Work of the day finished, Mini T has exited the garden looking very tanned and we're orf for a proper coffee and then having fish n chips later Do you always have mushy peas with f&c?

Got to be done

Oooooo.... the Stranger Things soundtrack is out today, any new music exciting you??

Not heard anything uber current, but I do love All Them Witches - Dying Surfer Meets his Maker. Seeing them in October when they are in the UK

Are you sweatin like a P I G??

Pigs don't sweat

Did you know that saying comes from the making of iron??

I do now, and of course I've heard of pig iron.

Would you fancy working at a forge on a day like this?

No, I don't fancy working in a forge in the middle of winter either

Are you looking for a change of career??

I did 7 yrs ago, wish I'd done 10 yrs earlier

Wots for dinner ?

Dunno, tucking into leftover pizza atm

Leftover pizza - reheated or cold??

I like it cold. Reheating is often a disappointment.

Agree or disagree?

Reheating. I eat veggie pizza so there is no issue

Any other foods you like cold??

Rice pudding, cold mac and cheese, cold sausages, cold salmon, toast.

What's best hot? Fried eggs, soup, roast potatoes, chips!

Cold fried eggs are disgusting Soup must be hot, potatoes are rarely nice cold

Hot potato salad or cold??

Warm is best. More flavour

Same with egg mayo....warm egg mayo in fresh brown bread sarnies is to die for!! How do you like yours?

Warm with thick slices of tomato

Do you spend too much time thinking about food??

Wiv cress..........




Ginger nut wiv yer cuppa?

Yes please! Although we are stuffed to the gills now.....that was possibly the best fish and chips EVER. The freshest, most massive bit of haddock, tons of chips, crisp but not greasy and lovely mushy peas, only £6 a portion from the mobile fish and chip van that comes round our villages. Perfect!

Yes I spend far too much time thinking about food

Mini twass is suggesting half a pink raspberry magnum each with a few strawberries for pudding Good plan?

I`d call that a cracking plan.......very nommie.

just had a yogurt ice lolly...also very nommie

how are your bends and stretches going?

Bends and stretches?? What on earth are those? I'm no gym bunny!!!

Cor, that was just lushness incarnate. My stomach may explode

I'm setting my alarm for 2am so we can get up and look for the Perseid meteor shower. Will you look for them?

Nah, can't see nuttin' here

Bends & stretches?? Not seen my physiotherapist yet!

Would you like to see a video of spiders being born??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37021145