I only buy them in very small quantities, so mine never do....depends how they are stored I guess.

Which are nicer, new potatoes or old?

dunno..still digging mine up

How do you mean`gone off`?

Presumably slimy and smelling rotten hoots. Never keep them in a plastic bag

Fancy a chocolate Lidl-cornetto?

coooooooooo, do I? Yus I do...but can`t

Had a ginger nut today and I mean just the one plus, a friend gave me a Foxes Glacier Fruit boiled sweet..best not....... Bliddy diabetes

fancy a holibob in France?

If it's free, yes please!

Northern France or the south?

either would be nice........doubt I`ll get there this year Was wondering how bad things would be next year....

The world has gorn bonker aint it?

Yeah

Is the US doing enough to fight Zika??

Hopefully so

It has hoots. We could hunker down, look after what's ours, and not venture forth. But then the bad guys have won. That mustn't happen!

What is your favourite herb?

Oregano. Yours??

Sage

Do you watch adverts or ignore the telly while they're on?

Ignore.. usually turn the sound orf....

Been seeing to the cats who have decided they is going out..... Rather chilly out there.

Do you reckon they' 'll be sheltering in their ' yurt' soon?

Not for a few weeks yet.

Yurt? Do you intend to make fermented cat milk?

now there ' s a thought

Do you think there's s a market for fermented cats milk?

There's a market for everything if you promote it properly

Fancy yourself as an advertising executive?

No.

hoots - I believe there isn't, sorry!

Could YOU have been overcharged for gas??

There is no gas out here in the wilderness. I is off grid

It happened to Mrs T thought....do you remember that?

I don't, but I hope she took them to the cleaners

Have you seen that GB are 2nd in the medals table??

Good ain't it?

Saw that last night on the news!! Impressive Is this only as Russia aren't cheating their way to the top?

Prolly....

Still good though

Wots for brekkie.b??

Weetabix or mini Shredded Wheats or Shreddies. Take your pick!

What;s your fave out of those three?

Weetabix. Love Shredded Wheat but alas they are made by those merchants of death Nestlé

Do you own credit cards??

Credit card?

Work of the evilsssss!

I have but for emergencies only, they are of the devil! I have friends who have several and have maxed them all out....god knows how they get more cards

Isn't it wiser to try and live within your means? My dad used to say, if you can't afford it go without it. The only exception to that was a mortgage for a property!

It is wiser but try getting credit for a mortgage without ever having had credit

Did you hear about ex-Sheffield Wednesday player Dalian Atkinson??