No....are you gonna tell or do I have to google??

I found this out when I applied for the credit card after leaving Mr Twass. Not having any credit record, they were not very keen, and I only have a £500 limit Well it means I can't go mad!

Died last night, tazered four or five times by police

Why does a Radio 4 programme have a warning about flashing images??

I've no idea, most peculiar!

Yes, having watched the news now I can see the report on the footballer

Did you see the footage of the plane that ditched into the sea at the Herne Bay air show not six miles from my home?

No, I will look out for that!!

Will you be beachcombing then??

No, the spectators on the beach waded out and rescued the pilot who was upside down in the sea stuck in the cockpit. He was over 70

Looking forward to Autumn?

no I bliddy not...hardly seems that summer has got started and we is finking about Autumn....

Do you wish you could spend the autumn and winters somewhere warmer?

Not the Autumn but the months of November, December, January and February would be nice to be in southern Spain

Had a fish finger sarnie and a cornettoalike for dins. What's yours?

egg and salad...been busy today and that`s all I could be bothered to do Took a lot of imagination...errrrr, not!

wanna slice of me apple?

Remains of yesterday's chicken recycled as chicken soup.

What else can be made into a soup?

Virtually anything. I've made soup out of all sorts!!

Not made one out of eggshells and onion skins though.........

Favourite soup?

Leek & potato

Yours??

the same

what was your favourite when you were a kiddie?

Tinned cream of tomato served with fingers of buttered toast

Followed by my mother's home made chicken soup.

Yours?

Chicken noodle soup.

To change track: Have you ever been tried for witchcraft?

Only when playing the game Town of Salem

Do you believe in karma??

Not really. It's like Christian divine providence. People will quote all the examples which fit in with these beliefs but conveniently ignore those that don't. Bottom line: things happen.

But what about Kama Sutra?

Seems exotic but actually quite dull, sorry

Ever been invited to a wife-swapping party??

No but I've been to a party which turned out to be one of those once I arrived

Threesome......yes if two ladies one man....yes if two men one lady......yes either way.......or absolutely not?

Happily married so nope to all suggestions!

Do you stand for the national anthem??

No and I won't sing it either.

How about you?

England doesn't have a national anthem. I find it hard not to stand for the US anthem however... probably fear that my uncle will give me a boot up the ass!

Are your family patriotic??

Not in the little England Queen and country sense. But I love Britain and am very proud to be British even though I'd abolish the monarchy and get rid of Trident etc. Not a big fan of flags, they've been misused imho.

Boiling day here, are you simmering gently in your own gravy?

nope...been bargain hunting in the local garden centre...went there for some more plantlets...ended up buying 2 cushions wot originally were £78 for the 2, a garden chair seat pad originally£9.50 , very pretty, summat for the fireplace and a nice cat pic ....£10 the lot..including seeds cors couldn`t find plantlets....m,ucho Bargain!...might be going again this afternoon

Want a prawn cracker?.........originally 90p but reduced for quick clearage 25p

G'wan, hoots! Great bargains...I could do with a garden chair pad, mice have chewed the one I have. I keep meaning to sew a patch over it, I got an old vest ready and waiting for the job, never get round to it. Every time we use it, a trail of foam stuffing bits falls out over the garden

Trying not to spend anything much this week as need to take spends to the festival, for noms and drink. We will take a bit ourselves for the tent but both being a bit crippled, the less we have to lug about the better.

My sage and rosemary has gone ballistic...want some cuttings?

Oooo... yes please!

Do you grow basil??