Yes, that happens all the time

I thought I read somewhere that three more Harry Potter books were coming....

Is JK milking the cash cow?

Wouldn't you......prolly got another island to buy in the Hebrides




Is Marmite just too delicious?

No, it's horrible stuff. Bad for gout too

How many more medals can Team GB get???

Don't know, don't care

Marmite is the food of the GODS! It's exquisite! Bugger gout, I would rather suffer than go without. Not that I've ever had it.

Iced coffee anyone?

OoooOoo... yes please

Cream on top??

You greedy beggar!! Go on then.

I've been given lots of fresh rhubarb! I shall make all sorts out of it tomorrow

Rhubarb cake or crumble?

crumble......ta

cream or custard?

Both please.

I think I may have out randomed myself in odd food combos. I had boiled kippers in a bag with a fried egg on top then bread and cheese then bread and jam, then an apple and now an almond nut bar. Weird sort of dinner?

Yeah. You actually like kippers??

Of course I like kippers! Salty smoky goodness .....these were fillets so no bones.

The best ones are Arbroath smokies but those are full of bones. The proper ones are.

Do bones in fish put you off?

I don't think I've come across a bone when eating fish. :/

Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying f*** about The Great British Bake Off?

Apparently so!! I can't wait!!

How often do you bake??

Rarely

Why does Answer come before Question, in the Oxford English Dictionary?

It does; life is not a dictionary however

Would you want your whole life mapped out for you??

Absolutely not....life is an endless source of surprises. Some good, some less so...but it's a hell of a ride

I can't wait for Bake Off, it's one tellybox prog I always watch And I loves baking!! I will be doing a fair bit today with my rhubarb present I got yesterday

Best gift you've had lately?

Dunno...not summat I've given much thought to..


Have you brought yer wellies out of storage this morning?

My wellies have been residing on an old newspaper next to the oven all summer hoots. They've been worn occasionally. Currently I can't get my bad foot in them so they are redundant til the swelling goes down a tad.....

Did you smell the lovely Autumn whiffs in the air this morning early??

Does a dog fart count as an Autumnal scent?

Yes

Ever done anything to raise money for a charity

Yes, done lots of fundraisers for Cats Protection. Goes with the job

Dog farts, along with the scent of wet dog, and dog that has rolled in Fox poo, are all year rounders unfortunately

Why do dogs have to roll in Fox poo??

No idea, think it's only some dogs though, I've never had a hound do it.

Favourite type of savoury pie??

Steak and ale......


Are you food shopping today afor the storm forcast for tomorrow?

I'm making do with what I've got hoots. Saving for me holibobs!! Treating myself to fish n chips from the mobile van later though.....mushy peas as well!

Is Friday night treat night?

Not necessarily, I'm working tomorrow

Do you fraudulently add hours to your timesheet??

When I first started work (shortly after the invention of parchment) we had to fill in a daily booklet showing our start and finish times. As we were paid a monthly salary nobody (including the management) had the slightest real interest in it. I used to spend half an hour every few months putting in my best guess for the figures.

Are people who urinate against walls in public (think US swimmers ) down amongst the lowest of the low?