Outbreaks of rain, often heavy, will move across southern and central parts of England through the day, reaching Wales later.

Ever done a job picking??

Done fruit picking for cash when I was younger...these days the fruit farms get eastern europeanss to do it.....is that similar?
PS no rain here...had to water me veg

Yes, similar

Rum or whisky??

A no-brainer - whisky, of course. OK, I'll hold my hands up to occasionally drinking a rum and black many years ago, but you did all sorts of stupid things when you were young.

Do you believe that not mixing grape and grain is good advice?

Good advice... which In often ignore

Is it true that when you drink beer and wine you'll feel fine. But when you drink wine and beer you'll feel queer. If the answer is yes, why?

Beggared if I know ..... it's 7.24 in the morning , far too early to ponder over such puzzling fings....and I can't be ar**d to anyways

Did you know you get brain ache puzzling over whether grain comes afor rain and the such-like?

If you don't use your brain it will go to mush

Is it raining there?? It's cold and wet here!

Hit rained for a whole 3 minutes....


Got to water veg again

did you try the acupressure areas?

No, do you think acupuncture works other than for relaxation??

haven`t tried acupuncture...you have to pay for that But I do the acupressure regularly and have found it most beneficial..

want a cuppa or summat stronger?

I'm at work so the 'something stronger' will have to wait

What type of tea bags do you have??

Clipper organic.....but usually have loose tea....

Well, is it time for summat stronger now?

More Hemerocalllis made it to the compost heap this afternoon.....blooming things are thugs gardenwise:

Will be at work for the next hour then home for around 21:30

Do we think twass is wet and cold while pretending to have a good time and secretly dreaming of being at home with an open fire doing her knitting??

Lol..........prolbably

Prolly missing her supply of Marmite on toast

And a nice hot bath

Is getting a suntan essential to prove you've had a cracking holibobs?

Not necessarily. The lack of a tan could show that you stayed at an expensive resort which had enough sunbeds and parasols so that you didn't have to get up at 3 o'clock in the morning to snaffle one ahead of the perfidious Germans.

Are you like Mrs T and me who find shade essential?

Possibly, I like to read so shade helps

Last person you 'threw shade' at??

Too nice a personage to do such a thing

Got thunderstorms the mo........but will it rain?

Dunno, got clear skies here!

How do you avoid crying when cutting onions??

Easy,. Hardened to it now! Spend years performing daily culinary miracles and you'll be impervious to the onions dastardly odours...

Ain't rained here either.....dunno wot the clap of thunder during the night was....prolly the neighbours

Exciting ideas for left-over chicken?

Tie on a couple of springs and make it a spring chicken. Alternatively, chicken soup. Mind you, if that is your idea of excitement . . .

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg carried the genetic material so therefore came first

Should the police be allowed facial tattoos??

If they want to be disfigured in such a way......go ahead.
,. ...it's sooo on trend to have a tattoo or three or four......and ever more.....


ever wondered what the lovely tats that they' ve spent vast fortunes on embellishing themselves with are gonna look like when they is old and wrinkly?

PS me pop had some done...looked blooming awful later in life

This is why I'm gonna wait until I is as old as twass before I get more tats

Germany's justice ministry has drawn up a change in the law which would require mothers in certain paternity cases to reveal who they had slept with. Is this a step too far??

dunno.....wot if they don`t know his name...... ?

Just say Usain Bolt and hope for the best

How much does an EpiPen cost??