Haven't got a clue....you really shouldn't have to pay for one.....
Bolts certainly been putting it about....

Wonder if he's heard of STD"s......wot you think?



Been watching lovely prog on bbc4 ....bus journey through the Yorkshire dales....sorta going down memory lane..blooming !ovely

Probably immune with all the XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX* that goes on in sport these days

Ever been up before the beak??

*libellous accusations removed as I do not require another 'holibobs' at the hands of the Mod's Ban Hammer

Nope.......only been for me divorce ...seems like a lifetime ago........dim and distant memory......like twass, thank heavens...

Speaking of twass, have you heard from her?


Nite

Nope, I imagine she is well however... no need to call the coastguards to rescue her from the mud

Upset to hear Gene Wilder died?? The Producers is a great movie!

Yes, he was a funny guy & great actor.

How many weetabix is too many??

I can do five, more is totally unnecessary!

What is the most fun thing you've done for a living?

Working to earn a living is seldom fun, if it was they'd make it illegal.....

Is gonna be another hot day with no rain?

Dull & cloudy here.

Do you listen to any particular Radio station??

Usually Classic FM.........less twaddle and more music that I don't have to turn off

Have you got a brew going?

Yes I have!

We're in the farm B&B again, trundling back to Kent later after a fry up brekkie. Jealous?

Festival was fabulous!!!!!

Yes

Did it rain every day over the Bank Holiday weekend??

No

Ever been to a chirpractor

Nope, not been to a chiropractor either

How often do you shave??

Not very often, once every few weeks.

Do you have any NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC CD's?

A fair few

Can you remember the 1st ever now thats what I call music album coming out

nope........must have passed me notice......

Are you observant?

I am when it suits me

Home at last. It only rained a couple of times the whole time we were away so we just scooted in the tent. Mostly glorious weather

I didn't bring home a dog on a string

We are putting off unloading the car til it cools down.....why is unpacking such a chore?

One possible reason is that on the way out the clothes are all neatly packed whereas on the way back they are likely to be one, unholy mess - a sort of textile Gordian knot.

Do you leave a bit of spare room in the case for all the unmissable bargains you can't resist?

of course....unmissable bargains are the most important bit of packing...treasures to enjoy when you is home

do i water the garden or not?

Me son has done mine twice in my absence, so I don't have to!!

I got a festival t shirt, a hippie dress and a souvenir festival beaker, and Mr Gorgeous McGoatyson. Nuff said

We've now lugged everything out of the car and I've washed all the mugs, plates, drinking vessels etc which were full of grass, sticky residues of unknown substances and dead spiders

We mostly lived off peanut butter sarnies and crisps. Balanced diet? Washed down with grog, obvs

Balanced diet?? For a 14 year old perhaps

Quavers or Wotsits??

Mm mm mm, this requires serious thinking...when I do that me brain aches.......



Dunno....would it be greedy to say both?

Yes!!v Quavers are bestest surely??

yeahh, prolly right, but if all you`ve got is Wotsits, aren`t they better than nowt?

I actually like Wotsits - and more so than Quavers.

What's your favourite Pringles flavour?