I'm good at Arrows me, grew up playin' darts

Of course hoots... you are one of the more serious posters on here

Did you hear David Jenkins died?? He was a good man

Erm....who is he?

He was the Bishop of Durham but very forward thinking and hated by Thatcher for his support on the miners

"York Minister was struck by lightning and burst into flames just days after his consecration in 1984. The events led some to believe that the fire was a sign of divine wrath in outrage at his appointment as bishop."

Did you used to enjoy Spitting Image??

Yes I loved it. Especially the hideous Thatcher puppet!

I do remember something about him now. One of the better ones

If they made Spitting Image now, would the Theresa May puppet look very much like the Thatcher one?

I think they would have to be more clever than that... if I were writing it I would have her being haunted by Thatcher as a hideous ghostly figure with the blue suit covered in cobwebs. May trying to give speeches with Thatcher's ghost behind her prompting her to say more and more right-wing things!

Would that be funny??

That would be genius and hilarious! You have to go into Spitting Image production immediately

Maybe a Bowwis puppet with a big dagger in his back and a Gove running around bleating that he'd make a great PM?

I'd have Bowwis in Goves' pocket alla David & David from the original series

Any production you would really like to write for??

I'd quite like to have a go at the BBC news. It's mostly a work of fiction after all

When do the clocks go back? And why can't we leave the time as it is???

Last Sunday in October. We do it for those poor sods that have to get up early in the morning

Has it really been 50 years since they started shooting The Prisoner??

Must be.

Do you like Cob Nuts??

Yes although they aren't my favourite nut. That would be almonds, then walnuts, then cashews, then peanuts.............

How often do you eat nuts?

Does peanut butter count??

Oh yes!!

fb - Hazelnuts?? Love 'em

Favourite Tim Burton movie??

Out of so many greats, it would still have to be Beetlejuice.

Would you say it three times?

Yeah. You are a worry twass

Favourite New Order song??

Well today it would be Blue Monday....a wetter, drearier, more blue Monday there couldn't be!

Can you thread a needle without visual aids?

Wot sorta visual aids is we talking about here?

Specs or contact lenses. I can ONLY thread needles without visual aids!

FInally done the sewing alterations that have been waiting all summer due to being too wet to do outdoor things. Filed all paperwork and other indoor chores.

Plus the blooming cat stuffs and visits to cat HQ etc

What have you been up to today?

recovering from me visit to family yesterday.

Do you find when you see family members rather infrequently, that is like meeting strangers and trying to find common ground.....especially difficult making connections with their partners..who prolly are of the opinion that your`re and alien species from sticksville?

All too blooming trying and stressfull..especially when you`ve gorn with yer daughter and she`s venting summat about the visit!!!

Is Sticksville in the UK?? Sounds like somewhere in Kent

Do you believe humans have been visited by aliens??

or deepest East Angular..rather than the Metropolis wot is Londinium

Prolly living among us as we type.

Wanna cuppa and a digestive biccie?

Always got room for that hoots

Sticksville is right here in Kent and plenty of aliens are about

I was only saying to my daughter yesterday how most of my family are strangers that I have nowt in common with and I only see them at weddings and funerals

When did you last attend a wedding or handfasting?

march..........made the superb wedding cake meselfOne of me bestest

families.......sigh


right , how many of these ere digestives do you want to nom?

Do they have chocolate on??

jus plain ole ones wot are boring and not too sweet

will they suffice?