Of course! I love a bit of pickle ....

Apart from pickled eggs Do you like those?

I'm not a fan of pickled eggs. Or pickled onions.

Have you had any good news today?

wot you call `good news` ?

News that isn't of the bad variety.

My question still stands.

Er.....*racks brains* ....................... can't think of any offhand.........

Not had any bad news either

Have you?

Yes - I'm just hoping the Sun's right (for once).

If they are, how long should it be until I start stalking him?

Dunno

you pays yer money and you takes yer choice innit?

I believe that would be the case

I'm at home with Tom Hiddleston, he is crying on my shoulder... says he has given up on women

Who should Taylor Swift date next??

I hope you're not intending to run off with her Poor Mrs S

Would you accompany him on the red carpet, EStaffs?

I doubt either scenario

Does your phone require a headphone socket??

No, older ones of mine did but not the current......

Would you like to see something weird and fabulous?

No fighting crabs.


Weird......do you think that's cors Patrick and Spongebob weren't taking part?

Cooooo, Taylor Swift don't half go through em........wonders quite how large her boyfriend scrapheap is....hmmmmmm.......

The human millipede

I did a remix of On by Aphex Twin

Is it good that Universities are going to test "name-blind" admissions for the first time to stop potential discrimination based on assumptions about students' names??

Yes, it should only be about their academic ability and nothing else whatsoever in my opinion.

I love a bit of Aphex Twin Just played it again

Today must prepare for my pal arriving tomorrow for the weekend....tis her birthday treat weekend What are you up to today?

The heating engineer cometh.

Have you ever, after some company saying that the engineer will be there between 9am and 6pm, actually have him turn at 9am rather than 6pm?

PS Note the 'him' rather than a 'them'. In all my years I have never, ever had a female engineer turn up to do a repair. What this means, I'm not quite sure.

They do usually seem to come at the end of the possible time period rather than the start....yet SOMEONE must get the early slots!! I've never had a female turn up for plumbing or electrical or heating work either. Yet.

Do you instantly hang up on cold callers or leave them wittering on?

Hang up

tans - They always seem to turn up earlier than the time stated or ring to arrange as last job of the day just because our area has a great deal of tradesmen

Have you seen the trailer to the movie Tickled??

I haven't.....is it some sort of fetish movie?

Dunno,.......

Orange juice or orange juice and lemonade?

OJ with ice water please. Half and half

Nicely cooler this evening.....have you had ice cream today?

No

Sea bass for dinner... you??

Lemon sole with roasted courgettes, peas, tomatoes and bread and butter

Was yours from Iceland? Mine was Delicious!

Nope - but then I doubt the question was aimed at anybody in general.

If she hasn't already done so, how long will be before Taylor Swift writes a song about Tom Hiddleston?

She's over him and likely already eyeing up the next victim. Why would she write a song about him?

There is a theory that all of her decent songs are about splitting from either one man or another. I'm sure it is highly Loki that she will have found another sucker by now

Our sea bass was from Tesco

What caused London's Great Plague??