Buckingham Palace. I have a plan for the royals in the meantime

Ever eat unpasteurised cheese??

I have And drunk unpasteurised milk.

Your plan..............Mme la Guillotine?

Ohhhhhhhhh.........


Bit drastic ain't it?

I prefer hanging but each to their own

Should TV channels be fined for not having subtitles??

Lol..............sub tittles......that's wot someone I know called them

Wonder whether they're extra bosoms wot are below you waist......any idea?

Well endowed ladies past a certain age...................................

Jokes about tucking them into your socks come to mind

We watched Amelie earlier complete with sub tittles. It was entirely lost on my friend but it's one of my fave fillums. Do you like it or not, or not seen?

Love that movie

hooter - Dunno, guess if you are hard of hearing it's a less than joking matter

Favourite horror movie??

Don't do films

Don't you just love people invading our threads, and mucking them up

Only threads man, peeps can be a bit precious!

You had a go at me for suggesting Roland Rat as the seleb on DS

Do peeps not enjoy going to the cinema any more??

I love going, but it's blooming spenno!

Do certain smells strongly evoke memories of the past?

Yeah... do you like the smell of hot tarmac??

I like the smell of warm cocaine.

I do like the smell of hot tarmac, and creosote!

Hot cocaine? Do you snort it off a grill?

You like it so much you forgot the question!!

Ever felt depressed??

Yes but only short term. It's not something I suffer from for long.

I've had many friends, my partner and family members who suffer though so I know its a very hard condition

Is it a glorious day of sunshine where you are?

Question within a question? Isn't that why, some of us here?

I think a fair number of posters on DS have issues, problems, mental health stuff, anxiety or loneliness. But some of us just like to chat to our pals on here in spare moments of our day innit

So, since my friend left I've stripped her bed, washed and hung out the linen and towels, got a second load on, cleaned the bathroom and emptied the bins. Would you have just left it for another day or got stuck into the cleaning and tidying like me?

She chucked all her fag ends in the bin, it reeks now

I might have left it but the smell of smoke would have been a good incentive to get it done quick

Have you heard about this parachutist??

Was there meant to be a link?

I hadn't planned one... here you go!

Last book you read??

RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Init!!!

You can also really like/love people from a distance.......Everything can be shit, but you come back to comfort, harmlessness, when all is wrong in your world!

Personally, i come back and you're all nice to me, that's why i come back (f off other forums who 'lol' at this). Mental Health? Probably need help. Anxienty - Need help. Lonliness (too pissed to spell) - 50%!

All the 'cool' people forums, admit it, shit!

Sorry, dunno where im going! 38 hours awake and drunk!

I thought this was a 'cool' persons forum!!

Sorry to hear you feel you need help with anxiety, it can be a terrible thing to suffer Joe

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Last person you hugged??

Tis cool!!!!!!!

My Grandad!

My pal before she left. She's going through some sh*t

She had a card reading yesterday. What are your thoughts on the Tarot?

I think it's nonsense. Entertaining nonsense though

I have my own tarot cards wrapped up to keep safe; I don't let other people use them either.

Do you own your own tarot cards??