I'm afraid not!

Managed to get all my metal off and back on but the eyebrow piercing was the worst

My mobile phone also died (not my day, really isn't) so I again ask what phone I should get??

No badges for me, I'm afraid. I'm extremely thankful that my life has been completely boring, healthwise.

However, I am prone to the occasional mild case of hypochondria. Are you?

no! Been seriously ill with rare disease since I was 28.........bliddy sick to death of it!! It`s bliddy tiresome and you can never be `normal` healthwise

Hypochondia No!

Anyone making a nice cuppa?

Yorkshire tea makes a nice cuppa

Favourite brand of tea??

If you redefine cuppa as white, in a glass and containing alcohol, then yes.

Are the words teapot, tea-cosy and tea-strainer well before your time?

Nope

Boiling water or milk in first??

boiling water

sugar or sweetener?

Neither! Milk in first if making tea in a pot, always

If someone had an MRI and they had a hip replacement or other metal within the body....what would happen??

Rip!! Tear!! Doesn't bear thinking aboot!!

hoots - Sugar

Did you watch that Joanne Lumley In Japan thing??

No, although I like all things Japanese....was it good?

Even Sake ?

Yes, I like that....and Japanese plum wine! Ever tried that?

Not that I can remember...might have done just can't remember wot it tastes like

Is it time to get the autumn togs out?

Probably.....although I shoved my cotton hippie troosers and a voluminous dress cos they were there, and I got to go orf to work meeting shortly at which the boss is presiding

Not written report for meeting. Is winging it a good idea?

yes - I am sure you will wing it well

Have you got wonderful glistening sunshine in your location ??

Hi Chocci.....nice to have you back with us. How is the wee doggie?

I'll let Choccy answer that.....been peeing down with rain here all day!

Winged the meeting with great aplomb Although the boss wants another meeting in a couple of weeks

When you order egg and chips, should the egg yolks be runny or set?

Egg and chips,? Drools. Any way they comes.....make the best of the tasty dish that you haven't had to cook...

Dry here now.......thank goodness

Me runner beans are monsters....must be the sun......I could easily enter the longest bean comp and win...never had runners like it afor

Wot did I do right?

Did you use a special type of manure??

just used the stuff from the compost heap...Can`t quite understand it...they is loooooooooooong . Seen em like that in allotment comps but I`ve never managed to grow em that length until this year. Blooming amazing

How do you rate me chances of a repeat long runner bean performance next year?

I checked and betunfair won't give me the odds

Do you put out left over food to turn into mulch??

I've a waste food bin which the council collects weekly....I think it goes for pig swill or compost making. I've also got a whopping compost bin here which is overflowing

Just had mushrooms on toast, something I remember my dad loving. Would it have been even more lush if I'd thought to marmite the toast first?

Hmm. Magic mushrooms. Marmite mushrooms.

Would you recognize a Destroying Angel before your last act was to bite into one?

Oh yes I am quite well up on dangerous fungi. And nothing passes my lips if I am not entirely sure what it is.



No double entendres intended!!!! Do you always see a rude alternative to things?

I expect so... more used to looking for the other kind of mushroom

Ever picked mushrooms off a cowpat??