Cowpats are perfectly natural and you can clean things before you eat 'em

Would you pass up a shroom just because a cow had pooped on it?

remember years ago going Field Shroom picking with me dad......wouldn`t have a clue wot to look for meself
can you recognize edible shrooms in the wild?

Depends on your definition of 'edible'

Ever actually try any hallucinogen??

Yes indeed. I've not ever had a bad experience....

Have you?

Yeah, had a bad trip with 'friends' where they shined a knife at me and tried to get me to go and stab the girl upstairs!!

I'd still do it again but then I took it every weekend for a year and remain a fan

Are some peeps just bad??

Never bothered...........

Might be a bit odd but could never see the point ,.....just couldn't be a***d....


Are you a hoarder?

Some peeps just are bad, Nate I like to think there's good in all folk but sometimes it's hard to find it....

I'm not a hoarder. I can let stuff go. How about you?

A hoarder... I feel I get better in later life but fear I may be just kidding myself.

I'm gonna throw out a black bin liner of stuff tomorrow to prove this. You??

I regularly take stuff to the charity shop. This doesn't stop me replacing it with other things I find in charity shops...............and I do have a bit a problem with owls

Actually thinking about it I AM a hoarder....I hoard owls! I couldn't give any of them away and more keep happening.........

Is there a cure?

CBT. For £75 an hour (i.e. 50 minutes) I can cure you in 6 sessions

When can I expect my first payment??

When the sky turns green and grass grows purple

Is that REALLY how much it costs??

You could do it on the cheap but don't you want the best!

Ever been in therapy??

I haven't. Thought you were joking re the 50 minute hour....but clearly not

Does the NHS provide CBT and if so, would it just be a short course [possibly insufficient for the problem]?

You can do online CBT for free or (preferably) book for free sessions via your GP

Is this serious or just part of the Q&A thread?? Should we take this to PM??

I was just asking out of interest, not that I would need it

Am I lucky never to have really suffered in any way from mental illness?

You are. Very lucky.

Should my main man Ainsley Harriott present the Bake Off on C4??

The prick with a fork!!! Yes, he'd be brilliant. Far less pompous than Mr Slick Paul Bollywood. I won't miss Mel and Sue either. Ainsley and Mary FTW!

Why so many women appear to swoon over Bollywood I can't imagine. Do you think he has an ego the size of Canada?

I think he is a silver fox

Favourite Amanda Palmer song??

Not a fan of most female vocalists...herself included

Not my idea of a silver fox

Counting down to Samhain?

It's six weeks away!!

Will you be lighting a bonfire??

Possibly! So what if it's six weeks, I'm excited already

Ever had coffee with pumpkin spice in it? Apparently they do such things. I am thinking it might spoil a perfectly nice coffee.....

It's gorgeous!! Seriously yummy! They only do it at TaxBucks for a short period though!

Seen the new fivers yet??

Nope.

Is it bad that I was going to ask the same thing?

Not really, I guess we are all on the lookout for one.....not for Chruchill's big fat face, just to feel the different texture of a plastic fiver!

Whose face would you rather see on paper currency?

Nye Bevan

The new fivers are plastic, look terrible imho

Is Lewis Hamilton losing his touch??