I've only ever given good ones. Cos I is nice

Do you bother giving reviews on Amazon or eBay?

Not usually

I appreciate Steam reviews though

What is the rarest breed of owl??

I've no idea. Possibly in the UK, the Little Owl

It can't be Barn Owls, there are so many around here!

Ever had an owl bring up a pellet while you were holding it?

No, how common is that??

Our parrot used to regurgitate food in front of me... gross!!

Not that common but it happened to me last summer when I held an owl at a Bird Sanctuary.....I considered it good luck

Watching wildlife documentaries, do you feel like gagging watching penguins feed their young with their own vomit?
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no....makes making up feeding bottles and heating little jars of pureed vileness obsolete

why the heck is me sewing machine sewing forward ???

Dunno, never been able to use one

Do you like Dr. Oetker pizzas??

Not sure I've ever eaten one.....I generally get Iceland ones.

What's special about them?

They are 3 for £5 at Iceland... honestly they contain too much salt but at pizza they is da bomb. The Ristorante and Fungi pizzas are awesome

Tempted??

Yes, that's well cheap! Are they usually in there? Generally I get Iceland's own.

Nah, only just seem to have started redoing them

Where The **** did these fruit flies come from??

From some rotting fruit you didn't know was rotting, usually.....sometimes from an apple core that's been dropped out of sight, or similar....annoying little perishers!

I was going to Iceland for pizza tomorrow anyhow...totes getting three of those Salt or no salt!

Is a whole pizza a portion?

Definitely

Will you watch the first Presidential debate??

No, it will just be a slanging match and will be cringe inducing from the get go

Is the US ****ed no matter who wins?

aren`t we all ?

You're a cheerful little soul aren't you, hoots

The rumour mill suggests Clinton may be suffering from the early stages of Parkinson's disease....or is this just something the Trump camp would like people to believe?

dunno...............bliddy barking mad ..all of em. I`m of the opinion that Billy Connolly was right..ifit`s your desire to be in power that should be enough to rule you out of the running!! None of em have a clue how to really run things for the benefit of all humanity and the creatures wot live with us in this finite beautiful world.... blooming eejits

Agree?

ps ..sorted sewing machine out...I finks

Yes, I agree hoots. All these power hungry types are deluded weirdos!

Also if they've led lives of wealth and privilege, how qualified are they to make policies for the ordinary Joes?

None, they have no mandate from the people

hoots - I guess I would agree with that

Last music you listened to??

me son...singing Curry and Kippers for Breakfast

Does that count?

Dying Surfer Meets his Maker - All them Witches.

Ever heard of that?

nope.......don`t think i want to..no fanks and ta all the same

Just threw some Waitrose Organic cat food that the me cats turned up their noses at under the hedge for the foxes...cat just gorn out and is noshing it??? Do you understand cat, cors I don`t?

They are strange, contrary little critturs. Blimey hoots, ORGANIC Waitrose cat food??? Have you won the pools?

I'm guessing it had a yellow sticker

Am I right??

I'm betting you are!

Did you wear braces on your teeth as a kid?