No, naked as nature intended.

Have you ever had a tooth extracted?

Nope.

Have you ever broken any bones?

40p.. or 3 for a £1 They loathe and despise the stuff

fingers and toes......but everyone does that don`t they?

I've never broken a bone, just mashed up me tendons.

I should feed 'em cheaper stuff hoots. They will turn up their noses at it just the same

Goats or Sheep?

dunno...................Goats cheese taste like the smell of goats.....`

turmeric anyone?

Oh, go on

Do you believe it cures cancer??

hard to say.........hoping it`ll help with the thing going on in me barnet.......perhaps it has some, but not nowhere enough...unfortunately

Tried Acupressure?

No, but just been and had my golden milk!

The test done on Trust Me I'm a Doctor did show very positive findings regards turmeric's protective powers.

I've discovered if you blend the powder with a bit of coconut oil and a few drips of honey before adding the hot milk, it all binds together far better and tastes OK. Ever tried it?

almost every night...

did you add the black pepper?

No. Have I wandered onto a thread full of alchemists??

are you turning water into wine any time soon?

I'll certainly have a try!

Turnips or swedes?

dunno.got both growing in the garden.......unfortunately only 9 parsnips germinated

Sad aint it?

Nah, parsnips aren't all that!

Are you worried about 'painful erection' spiders??

I think I'd put this in Donald Rumsfeld's "Unkown unknowns" category, so, no I'm not worried.

Do bog-standard British spiders cause you to run screaming from the room?

I'd be more worried about my auld man, turning up At my skool wiv only a towel covering my wotsits ?

You ?

I'm no longer at school so he can do what he wants

Do you have a good relationship with your father??

Hes been dead 32 years, but yes I did


Do you ?

Not any more, as he passed away 7 years ago.

What do you like best about Mondays?

When I have Monday off work

Sleepy - Nothing to do with him. I think he lives in Australia but I'm not sure

Ice-cream??

What, for breakfast??

I have spiders the size of soup plates in this cottage. And no, I don't run screaming. I just let 'em get on with it. I couldn't live here on me own if I was freaked by them!

Do you consider yourself organised, disorganised or somewhere in the middle?

Moderately organised.

Do you have the ability to 'break wind' at will?? 💨

No

Do you??

No, sadly

Did you know Aldi are selling fleece-lined, Winter Field Boots for £3.99??

sounds very reasonable

how many pairs will you be purchasing?